Freebies and free stuff

One you log-in or signup for Petsmart’s PetPerks club, go to the coupons section and print out the offer for a free 6 oz. bag of Purina One cat or dog food. Now the question is how many people will make the same mistake I did and print out the “Canada only” coupons as well?

Geez, with all of these posts today between Goob and I? I’m starting to get stressed out where I’m going to find freebies tomorrow! I mean, seriously!

Maybe if this free Oxy Clinical sample comes fast enough I won’t have to worry about any stress pimples before my big show next week… Or maybe? I can just get a Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket and put it over my head. Worked for the dude who was in Gun’s ‘N’ Roses for a while…

Oh, and that promo code thing? None is needed.

I don’t know what it is, but every job I’ve worked at? I’ve loved it when they give me some sort of flair to add to my name tag. Michael Bolton and pals, I am not.

Even still, that’s why I think this free Choose You flower pin is so cool. Its not as cool as taking a bat to a printer, but its up there for me…

(And besides, its a good cause, so why not sign up?)

If your first reaction to Cookies By Design’s free flip flop cookie is “what the heck is a flip flop cookie?” then shame on you! I don’t care if they were giving away free tire iron cookies, a cookie is a cookie. Of course, call ahead to make sure your store is participating.

If you’ve never heard of this company before (like me!), then maybe this tiny Wikipedia blurb will help: “Cookies by Design is … one of the largest gourmet cookie retailers in the US.” Yeah, that’s pretty much all I need to know.

Look, I’m no master wordsmith and we all agree that I could use an editor or two, but that doesn’t mean I’m not laughing over the spelling mistake on this free Carolina Herrera fragrance page. I can’t wait to discover their “fragance” offer. I wonder if it smells anything like their fragrance.

*double checks this post to make sure he didn’t make any spelling errors*

*now triple checks it*

I guess today is Moe’s birthday, whomever that is, and for that? He’s giving away free 6oz quesos with every purchase at the store.

Me? I’ll wait till they have another birthday celebration and give out free homewreckers. That’ll be the day.

EDIT: This is no longer available.

I like North Carolina, I really do. I mean, my favorite musicians–Mark Kano and Mike Garrigan–are both from there. One of my newer favorite authors–Nic Brown–is from there. And when I drove through it a while back? It was nice and green.

So I’m happy to see this free Don’t Drill off of OBX sticker on their site, and I’m glad that even though the state autopopulates with “NC”? Its for more than just NC residents…

Oh yeah, and I think there’s also someone else who comes from NC that’s important, but I just can’t place my finger on it… Nah, I’m thinking of South Carolina. Ah well, noone’s perfect…

Kudos to whoever selected the banner images on this free Achooz saline nose wipes page. The middle guy seems genuinely pissed at the right dude who appears to be laughing at him. I have to dock points for not having the lady involved though. How hard would it have been to have her point at him? Heck, he’s not even looking at her – it’s a golden Wet Willy opportunity! What a rookie mistake.

This free Nexxus hair care offer should be for their Therappe shampoo or Humectress conditioner. What is it with this company and adding unnecessary consonants to their product names?

[thanks Amy!]

EDIT: Well folks, they’re out of samples, but they’re still giving out $1 off coupons…

A few months ago, Goob posted this same offer…

Well, my freebie loving friends, I’m happy to report that the bees must have been bzzy recently and have finished making new batches of samples for the new free Burt’s Bees toothpaste sample.

Either that, or the toothpaste sample tube packing gnomes went on strike and they just settled…