Freebies and free stuff

EDIT: No longer available.

With all of my jogging and weight loss? I’ll gladly take any sort of free shirts or clothes that I can find…

So it doesn’t matter that I’ve never heard of LogMeIn.com or the fact that they have an awesome network supposedly for connecting to your home computer. Nope. I’ll gladly take their free shirt, though.

Have an Extra Care Card and a nearby CVS? Then sign up for a free hand sanitizing spray pen! You’ll get a coupon via e-mail almost instantly and it should be valid through 7/18 and worth up to $1.99. I feel like I’ve rattled off too many facts in a row, so let me take this time to make a random sound.

*BERRRRRRRRRWWWOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMP*

Ah, much better.

EDIT: Aaaaaaand we Hiffed it.

EDIT #2: I think it’s back!

The free John Frieda Root Awakening shampoo and conditioner offer is back. Since using this freebie a few months back, I have no idea what the sleep status is of my roots, but I’m guessing it hasn’t changed since there’s still a lot of snoring coming from up there. Or maybe that’s just the sound my brain makes when I think too hard.

When I’m jogging, I’m in the zone. That’s why I can do my crazy 10-14 mile length “warm-up” jogs once or twice a week: I just put on a good album or two and go.

As much as I rule at the art of the mixtape, I don’t mess with them for my workouts. But if you happen to rely on them, Subway teamed up with The Biggest Loser and are providing this free workout mix of remixes.

1. Telephone – Lady Gaga

2. In My Head – Jason Derulo

3. Revolver – Madonna

4. Empire State of Mind – Jay Z Feat. Alicia Keys

5. Hard – Rihanna

6. Bulletproof – La Roux

7. Hey Soul Sister – Train

8. Blah Blah Blah – Ke$ha

9. According To You – Orianthi

10. Whataya Want From Me – Adam Lambert

11. Russian Roulette – Rihanna

12. Need You Now – Lady Antebellum

And if you ask me? This list reads more like a “NOW! That’s What I Call Hits” album than a workout mix… I think I’ll stick with The Gaslight Anthem’s “American Slang” for now…

[Thanks Audrey!]

The older I get, the more pill jars line my countertop. Why, just today I added another one and I have a feeling that in a week? I’m going to have another one or two to add to my mornings. Heck, I’m not even 30 yet and I’m pushing close to 5-6 pills in the morning!

So that makes me weary and hesitant of this free MegaRed Omega-3 Krill Oil sample (link 2, if that doesn’t work). Sure, it’d be great to try out another pill for free, but do I really need any more pills?

While hanging out with my adult brother this week, he shared a story that quickly had me gasping for breath through fits of laughter. The short version is while running extremely late for work one morning, he was frantically looking for clean underwear when he remembered a freebie package of free TENA Serenity adult underpants arrived days prior. Within minutes, all was well and he was climbing into his car when his brain finally caught up to the unfolding reality and quietly asked “hey, are we wearing a diaper right now?”

Hahahaha, there is no way I could have been born into a more perfect family.

I’ve always thought this free Axe Body spray from Sam’s Club had a weird name. If I was making a list of items I would not want sprayed on my body, axes would be right up there with piranhas and fire.

A nine digit membership ID is required, so…yeah.

EDIT: They pulled the offer. It’s now only for people in Miami.

First a thong and now a free American Apparel bikini bra; at this rate, we’ll all have an entire free outfit by Christmas.

Here’s a size chart if you need help deciding which to go with. I tried using it but there wasn’t an option for “creepy website owner who isn’t even a girl.”

[thanks Kristine and Justin!]

EDIT: This is no longer available.

I don’t know who Dr. Andrew Weil is, but apparently he has a new Origins mushroom face scrub 1.5ml sample but calls itself a sweepstakes… From my past experience? Mushroom face scrubs warm up the face when you wash with them.

Why? I don’t know why they warm up. And how do I know that? That’s classified information, ma’am…

EDIT: They’ve run out of samples.

Text OUTSMART to 467467 and get a free Tampax Pearl sample from ShopText. Luckily you don’t have to literally outsmart anything.

[thanks Jennifer!]