Free Pregnancy Planner
EDIT: This is no longer available.
Thinking about having a child? Then by all means sign up for this free pregnancy planner and calendar. You can download the .pdf version and check it out before requesting a hard copy. I thought this might be a tad cheesy, but it’s actually quite large and informative.
For instance, I had no idea how babies were actually made. I thought you just went across town to the Anne Geddes factory and picked one out.
[thanks Freebies 4 Mom!]
I assume you could also use this to plan NOT to have a child!
Goob..its actually the Cabbage Patch Factory where all babies come from
Does this “pregnancy planner” assume that one has a sexual partner, or does it guide you through the steps to getting one of those? Because if so, I’m signing right up.
Steps to having a baby:
1: lose job
2: get bored sitting around the house, have sex
3: pee on a test-stick from the dollar store, discover that you’re pregnant
4: call doctor and ask how a man can be pregnant
I’m still working out the kinks on some of the details.
Dear Obsessed,
I have a beautiful daughter who is almost 6 years old that was conceived while charting to NOT get pregnant. My OB/GYN assured me that 4 days before you ovulate was the furthest away from ovulation that his swimmers could survive. Nope, those pesky things lasted 5 days! I didn’t ovulate early (I can feel it, and it was confirmed by my temp).
That’s the last time I pretend to be Catholic!
She was totally worth it, though =)
Kendra, apparently she was meant to be here and wanted to be here. Unexpected joy. Happy for you!
Kendra, The swimmers can last 5 days as you found out. I have three kids to prove it. LOL
You should note that there is a $2 shipping fee.