Freebies and free stuff

EDIT: This is no longer available.

Kellogg’s free All-Bran Promise Pack offer is back and I’m fairly certainly this is officially Retro Freebie week. I now have an excuse to get my disco ball out of the closet!

I was able to use my user info from last time this was availble. Just sign in, make sure your profile is up to date and you should finish with a confirmation message.

Alright, this is late notice, I know. Put those pitchforks down and relax! Instead channel that energy into going to your local Saks Fifth Avenue today (August 26) and getting a free Fekkai Advanced styling product worth $23. You have to print out and bring in the form on their site, so don’t forget about that. Don’t forget about my birthday either. It’s not until February, but still. I expect presents!

Sam’s Club members can get free Pampers Dry Max diapers which are 2x dryer and 20% thiner! WHOA! That’s … amazing? I don’t really know how to ever take those types of statements. Those figures always look like they’re fake and dang it, making facts up is my job!

It’s been over a year since I first posted the 10 free business cards from Moo.com offer and if it’s anything like last time then they’ll come within days. Unfortunately I don’t have anybody to give these out to. I don’t think I’ve ever had a single person ask me for my card, but that might be because I never leave my home and only converse with imaginary friends.

[thanks Audrey!]

Somebody at Pampers HQ missed the memo on spacing their codes out, because there’s yet another free Pampers Gifts to Grow code available for anybody playing at home. It’s CAREFORNEWBORNS and will earn you 10 points. I’m at 600 points now and haven’t a clue what to spend them on. I thought about looking through their prizes just now, but it’s like three extra mouse clicks and I’m tired. I believe it’s time for me to go visit Napville.

If you’re already a member of Pamper’s site, then use this link to head straight to the log-in page. Otherwise, use the first link to sign up!

[thanks to everybody who sent this in!]

The free Cheetos Mighty Zingers offer is back. During it’s short absence, I tried starting a new habit with my friends. Whenever one of us makes a good knock on the other, somebody inevitably yells “zing!” and so I tried replacing that with “Cheetos!” Let’s just say it didn’t catch on and if anybody asks, I got these black eyes from bumping into a door.

Well that went better than expected. I’m back from the dentist already and not only was it relatively painless, but there were a few messages waiting to alert me about codes GTG5FREEPTS0810 and GTGCOUPONPOINTS that will give us 15 free Pampers Gifts to Grow points. So I think the lesson we can all take away here is that if we’re ever in a freebie drought, I just need to have a few teeth yanked out to get things rolling again.

If you’re already a member of Pamper’s site, then use this link to head straight to the log-in page. Otherwise, use the first link to sign up!

[thanks Jessica!]

I’d love to come up with a joke for the new free Playtex sport offer, but I have to run as I just remembered I’m having two wisdom teeth pulled today. How do you forget something like that? I fully expect to be the parent who leaves his kid at soccer practice one day. Except replace “one day” with “every single time.”

I don’t have any fish to enjoy free Hikari fish food and I’d normally say something like “I’m sure my dogs will eat it!” but not now. They are fat. Huge! It’s diet time for them. It finally hit me when one tried to sit down the other night but instead fell backwards and then flopped onto her side. On a scale of 1 to 10, she’s not allowed on because she’ll break it.

If you have a nearby location that sell travel-sized Biotrue contact solution, then get this $2 coupon that will result in free Biotrue contact solution. I’ve never heard of this but I just saw a commercial on TV for it so it has to be legit.

Then again, anybody can run commercials now thanks to Google TV ads. Which reminds me – I need to make one for HIF! I’ll be sure to let you know when to catch it at 5am on your local access channel.