Freebies and free stuff

I have no idea how free Rode coffee and microphones go together, but I plan on investigating this conundrum personally. I’ve got a mug of coffee right and now it’s time to dip my laptop’s microphone in it. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Trust me, there’s absolutely nothing bad that could happen here!

EDIT: Their site seems to be crawling right now.

Use the code below to get five free Huggies Enjoy the Ride Rewards points. Wait, that sounded like I was ordering you around.

5 Point Codes
BJPTC-BCKNJ-DCPGB

EDIT: This is no longer available.

I’ll be living large when I eat my free Earth’s Best organic infant formula. I don’t think I’ve ever had the Earth’s best anything. I know the air I breath doesn’t crack the top 100 and the food I normally eat would be considered a biohazard in some countries.

I recently started the fun-yet-frustrating process of looking for a new car and I can’t help but wonder why manufacturers don’t make auto coupons. I mean, just think about how awesome it would be to find a 50% off coupon for a Nissan or a BOGO coupon for any Toyota. It would be even better if some big auto executive read this post and sent me a freebie car (hint, hint). In the meantime, I suppose these other coupons will do:

Grocery Coupons

Blue Bell: $1/1 half gallon of Blue Bell Ice Cream

Breyers: $1/1 four-pack of Breyer’s YoCrunch Fruit Parfaits

Filippo Berio: $1/1 Filippo Berio olive oil

Heluva Good: $0.50/1 Heluva Good dip [ff] [ie]

Juicy Juice: $1/1 four-pack of Juicy Juice sparkling juice beverages

Kraft: $1/1 Kraft Deli Deluxe or Deli Fresh Sliced cheese [ff] [ie]

Life Savers: $0.50/1 bag of Life Savers candy (6.25 or 7oz)

RingO’s: $1.25/1 bag of RingO’s chicken rings

SunnyD: $1/3 Sunny products [ff] [ie]

Wise: $0.75/2 bags of Wise snacks (6.75 oz or larger)

Health & Beauty Coupons

Alka-Seltzer: $1/1 Alka-Seltzer antacid or cold product [ff] [ie]

Aveeno: $2/1 Aveeno Ultra Calming product [ff] [ie]

Coast: $1/1 Coast Body Wash [ff] [ie]

Nature Made: $2/1 Nature Made sleep product

Schick: $4/1 Schick Intuition razor or refill pack when you “like” them on Facebook

Scott: $1/1 eight-pack of Scott Extra Soft toilet paper

EDIT: Hiffed!

Anybody up for a free two week supply of Sun Chlorella cream? It might help if I point out that “chlorella” and “cholera” are completely different, a fact I learned just now.

You’re supposed to like a company on Facebook in order to get this free UnderWAY beverage & Smart for Life cookie but I found a direct signup link here. Just don’t tell them you got this from me. Say it came from…uh…Bob.

There’s always a chance they cross reference their fan list to see if you actually liked them on Facebook first, so I’d only use the second link if you absolutely refuse to like them on Facebook. As opposed to how you certainly want to become a fan of HIF, if you’re not already, right? RIGHT?!

*makes an intimidating face, punches a fist into his empty hand, pulls a muscle.*

If you’re anything like 12 year old Goob, then you suffer from nosebleeds and could use a free NasalCEASE sample. I just hope yours are caused naturally. Mine were thanks to the neighborhood bully. She was surprisingly tough for a six year old!

EDIT: Forget what I said below, the signup form is working right now!

Like Gain on Facebook and then watch your news feed today because at some random time they’ll be posting a link for free Gain detergent. I’m traveling today, so I’ll most likely not be around when they post it, but I have a feeling some studious Hiffer will mention it on HIF’s Facebook page. *wink wink nudge nudge*

[thanks Freebies 4 Mom!]

Here’s a code for five free Disney Movie Rewards Points. It’s E6NV85JK3R and … wait, that’s my email password!

EDIT: The freebie is no longer available however they have a printable coupon offer.

I’d like to think that any note written on a free Post-It Super Sticky Notes would have a higher chance of being read in the future, but we all know that’s a dream. I’ll jot something down, stick it on my monitor, and then it’ll get buried within minutes by other sticky notes. Which reminds me…

*rummages through oldest notes*

Oh my… I needed to pick up some milk three years ago! Geez, I had forgot milk even existed.

[thanks Amritawatie!]