If you have a nearby JCPenney Sephora, then stop in for a free Benefit’s Crescent Row fragrance through August 31. It’d be cool if I knew what this was, but I made peace with my limited brainpower years ago. The “fragrance” makes me suspect it’s a perfume while the “crescent” has me thinking it’s a pastry. And they look like candles. So… woo hoo for edible, sprayable candles!
[thanks Deal Seeking Mom!]
EDIT: This is no longer available.
I used to spend way too much time worrying over what to file each post under and then I’d get stumped by something like this free Wrigley Extra Dessert Delights gum. It’s not really food nor a body product and it has no health / fitness benefit that I know of. Thank goodness I no longer stress over that kind of stuff!
In order for this to work, use promo code 353637.
[thanks to everyone who sent this in!]
It’s been over a year since we posted this free ASPCA pet safety pack that contains a fridge magnet and window cling to alert firefighters of your pets presence. My old cling isn’t by the door anymore, which leads me to think it peeled off, fell on the floor, and was most likely eaten by one of my dogs.
[thanks Amritawatie!]
Heavy magazine week. Also I’m slightly worried about mixing up the binaca and bodyspray.
What’s this? TWO Emergen-C freebies back to back? Whoa now, that’s a little too much excitement for me. I need to take a breather here.
*looks around his room, realizes he’s already bored*
Okay then. As if kissing a fish wasn’t enough, here’s a Walmart link for a three free Emergen-C samples, which are:
I love how they tack a random plus sign onto one of their products. Heck, I’m now going by Goob+ just because I can. Time to make another trip back to the courthouse to change my name again!
Alright, Emergen-C! I’m holding you to your promise! The third step on drinking free Emergen-C Blue drink mix says that you’ll “enjoy intense feelings of love and gratitude from sea creatures.” Or as the photo depicts, I’ll get to kiss a fish. I don’t know why I want to kiss a fish though. I guess it’s a matter of principle.
These free Nature’s Bounty adult gummies reminded me of my youthful supplement: Flintstones vitamins. Those suckers were amazing and frankly I didn’t believe they were healthy since they tasted like candy. In fact, I blame them for my current addiction to M&Ms.
To add insult to injury, they didn’t even come through on their promise. I thought if I ate enough, I could power my first car like Fred did in the cartoon. Imagine my shock when I learned I couldn’t run fast enough after I’d cut the bottom out of my car.
[thanks to Gena, who is one of our 37,000+ fans on Facebook!]
Facebook haters aren’t going to like my next few posts as I’ve found a bundle of freebies on there. First up is this free Refreshe drink. You might be confused after clicking that link, but look at the ad on the right side of the page. It should look like the image above and if you click on it, a popup box appears with a signup form.
Also, no commenting on how late I am to posting freebies today. I’ve got a life too, ya know! At least I think I do. I’m still not sure. Going outside and yelling at the occasional cloud counts as having a life, right?
I’ll be honest. I’m slightly worried to try these free Cheetos Mighty Zingers. A mighty zinger sounds like some sort of invented torture technique that one of my brothers would come up with.
P.S. Hey, freebie companies, stop sorting your year of birth in chronological order starting with 1900. I promise most of us weren’t born anywhere near there.
Please only use this free Oxy clinical skin care as directed. It can only clean skin, as the name suggests. I once tried to use it on a dirty pancreas and long story short the doctors all laughed at me in the emergency room.
[thanks Justin!]
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