I hate not knowing a word and resorting to Dictionary.com to make me feel less dumb. Take the slogan for these free Attends adult underwear. “The smart choice in incontinence care.” What in the world does “smart” and “in” mean?
I’m not sure what’s in this free Gerber child safety ID kit, but I’m hoping for at least one ironic “Hello, my name is:” name tag that are usually only found at corporate retreats. I’ll then wear it around my house and repeatedly introduce myself to my pets until I annoy them enough to growl at me. Maybe I could finally talk to my mailman. Or how about my plants? If they have memory, it shouldn’t be long until they can talk, right?
For those of you wondering if I get bored every day, I believe we’ve put that mystery to rest.
[thanks Sonya!]
So I guess that not only is Office Max doing some sort of Jonas Brother’s promotion to win a chance to meet the brothers, but they’re also giving away a free Jonas Brothers locker calendar when you come in store to see if you’ve won…
My only question? Why should I care? I mean, what if I’ve already got a Demi Lovato locker calendar? I don’t have enough space in my locker to have both!
Kind of a so-so week. The full sized bottle of hair remover was a nice surprise and I can’t wait to pretend I’m a western outlaw with my bandana. But with so many Hiffers receiving their Jose Cuervo margarita glasses this week, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t a little disappointed in not getting mine!
Two questions. What in the heck is skin balancing and how can I tell if my skin is imbalanced? Also, quick follow up: how do these free Borba Skin Balance Aqualess Crystalline drink mixes balance the equation? If you’re telling me spilling water over my old calculus homework would have magically solved all the problems, well then boy do I feel stupid for actually trying to learn anything in that class.
It seems like I’m always asked about free glucose meters, so here’s an offer for a free Contour or Breeze 2 Glucose meter that qualifying users can receive. A family member of mine has diabetes and his information passed the hurdle, so I’m guessing “qualifying users” means having the disease.
And no, I didn’t have the meter sent to me, I sent it to him! I’m not that evil. Just a little evil.
I can pretty much automate these monthly Pampers Gifts to Grow posts. Today code AUG2010FACEBOOK was released and somebody explain to me how wearing baby diapers is pampering. I thought going to a spa or hiring a butler was indulging, but putting on a size 3 diaper is just a little outside of my comfort zone. Not by as much as it probably should be though.
If you’re already a member of Pamper’s site, then use this link to head straight to the log-in page. Otherwise, use the first link to sign up!
This free Organize in Style P&G coupon book looks almost identical to the Home Made Simple coupon books they offer. I think it has the same exact coupons but one unique aspect will be helping us organize – in style! None of those old-fashion filing cabinets and giant rubber tubs for us. We’ll be … uh … how do you organize in style again?
Picaboo (the company, not the game that gets annoying after 10 seconds) is offering a free 20-page hardcover photo book that looks to be top notch in quality. They usually run for $39.99 and you can even get them leather bound, but the reason this is marked as a deal is because you have to pay $8.99 in shipping. Still, this could make for a sweet gift and after the fiasco I went through last year, I’m starting my Christmas shopping now.
If you’re interested, here are the steps:
The code is valid through Tuesday, August 31, so no rush. Has anybody ordered a book through Picaboo before? I Googled around and found good reviews, but I trust an opinion of a Hiffer even more.
[thanks Marry!]
Between today and 8th, there will be 250,000 bottles of free Triaminic Fever Reducer Pain Reliever given away through rebates. The rebate form and relevant information can be found on their website along with a $1 off coupon to make it less money temporarily out of your pocket.
Did anybody else read that as “traumatic fever” or just me?
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