Archive for September 2010


Free 2011 Christmas Seals

I can’t believe that we’re already looking at this free 2011 Christmas seals sample and its not even Christmas 2010! So that being said, don’t go complaining that retailers are setting Christmas displays at the beginning of October!

Free Eva Fragrance Sample

When it comes to cologne and fragrances, I won’t say that I know it all, but I definitely have a decent enough taste with the stuff in my cabinet, and I’m always adventurous.

So whenever I see anything like this free Eva fragrance sample, well, I’m all for trying it. But I don’t think it would do me well in my professional life to go to work smelling like Eva Longoria…

Free Feel Your Boobies Sticker

Just like last year it looks like Feel Your Boobies week is slowly creeping up upon us. So to celebrate, you can grab yourself this free sticker.

Me? I feel mine up daily. Mostly to rub some salve over my run-chaffed nipples…

What? This is about as PG as I can get… And in all seriousness, Breast Cancer is no laughing matter… Let’s stamp out cancer and all be safe, ya hear?

Free Kleenex Sample Pack

My associates are just as anal retentive about hygiene as I am, it seems like. Between the packs of gum, giant hand sanitizers, and boxes of Kleenex? All I’d need is a hazmat suit and some Twinkies to make it through the next world war.

So this free pack of Kleenex is a great item for me to carry with me, just in case we actually run out at work… But by the time I wait for it to finish loading, well, it might be next Christmas season!

Yes, it takes ages to load, just bear with it, and you’ll be fine. Play a game of solitaire or something.

Free Wei East Wrinkle Relief Eye Cream

EDIT: Whoops, looks like this one is dead now, folks…

As I lose more and more weight, the girls at my store’s cosmetics counters love asking me for presale. The best catch I’ve heard yet is “Well, you want to take care of your skin too!” All of this attention really stresses me out. Enough to the point that I might actually consider something like this free Wei East Wrinkle Relief Eye Cream sample, just to prevent the lines under my eyes.

Suffice to say, as long as I have a bottle of Durkee and some cucumbers in the fridge? That ain’t happening…

Free Curel Sensitive Skin Remedy

EDIT: This is no longer available.

If I really needed this free Curel Sensitive Skin Remedy sample, I’d be ashamed. Then I’d tell my skin that it was a wimp and needed to grow a pair…

Free Glass is Full Decal

This free Glass is Full decal seems a little no-brainer to me. I mean, obviously when you look at the picture, you see that the glass is full. So why do I need the graphic to read underneath it that the glass is full? Its not like the glass could be half full or half empty so that there’s some question up in the air.

Its too early on a Monday to think about this…

Free Rouge Magazine Subscription

It looks like a yearish later, Rouge magazine is once again offering free subscriptions. Not like I read it the first time, but its nice to have something in the bathroom to read from time to time. I mean, I can only take the “How Hot is Your Boyfriend?” quiz oh-so-many times in Cosmo before I really get bored…

Instore: Free Cold Stone Make-A-Wish Creation on 9/30

To say that Cold Stone is awesome would be an understatement. There’s something subliminally awesome about the whole “mix in your own flavors.” I remember when I first found out about the concept when I was in Orlando, and I think I didn’t turn back…

But its nice that they’re doing this free Make-A-Wish Creation on September 30th from 5-8pm. I’d recommend calling ahead and making sure yours participates… just to be safe…

More Free Kotex Samples

It seems like those who like the Kotex product never need to buy it. I feel like with this new Kotex freebie, there are enough Kotex samples out there to last a woman a year or two!

Albeit if you try to build a fort out of all of the panty liners, you might run out of samples a little faster, me thinks…