Freebies and free stuff

PAMPERS4MOMSOND is a 10 point Pampers Gifts to Grow code and … wait a minute. Have I posted this already like the Disney Rewards Code from earlier today? I was so worried about slipping up again that I refused to stop drinking coffee all day long. Now my hands are shaking so much that I can’t type and search the site. I even had to kidnap my neighbor and force him to transcribe this at rakepoint. Everybody say hello to Carl!

If you’re already a member of Pamper’s site, then use this link to head straight to the log-in page. Otherwise, use the first link to sign up!

Guess how much my fitness has improved since I first started getting a free Men’s Fitness magazine subscription. If you went with “in no way whatsoever,” then congratulations. I’d get up and high five you but I’m kind of winded after all this typing.

EDIT: We Hiffed the heck out of this, but they are taking submissions still and will contact you when they have samples ready again.

In exchange for “sharing it” on your Facebook profile, you can get two free NightFood dietary supplement bars that supposedly help you fall asleep. Somebody explain that to me. How does eating something flavored like cookies ‘n cream help you sleep? Why not just eat real cookies? Or drink a bottle of wine, that always knocks me out.

Of course, right after you share this on your Facebook wall, you can go and delete it.

You can use code 8X10TREAT at Walgreens between now and Saturday the 23rd for a free 8×10 photo collage. Make sure you select in-store pickup to get around the shipping fee. I wish that trick worked on eBay. Sure, some people might get weirded out when I knock on their door to pick up my newly purchased Dora the Explorer backpack, but what can I say? I love road trips.

[thanks Hannah from HIF's Facebook page!]

October marked the start of a new quarter, which means we can request a final batch of Proctor and Gamble Everyday Solutions freebies and coupons for 2010. There are only two freebies available but $51 in coupons if you were to use every single one of them. Of course, you could not request anything right now and hope that some better (or more) freebies show up between now and the end of the year. It’s kind of like a version of Freebie Gambling which now has me dreaming of an actual world where I could gamble with my freebies.

• Free Crest 3D White Whitestrips Professional Effects
• Free Crest White Advanced Vivid Toothpaste
• $1 coupon for any Crest toothpaste 4 oz or larger (excludes Crest Cavity, Baking Soda, Tartar)
• $1 coupon for any Crest rinse 946 mL or larger
• $10 coupon for any Crest 3D White Whitestrips Professional Effects
• $5 coupon for any Align
• $1 coupon for any size Bounty paper towels
• $2 coupon for CoverGirl Clean Foundation
• $4 coupon for Febreze Flameless Luminary Starter Kit
• $2 coupon for Nice ‘n Easy or Natural Instincts
• $5 coupon for Olay Regenerist face moisturizer
• $2 coupon for Secret Flawless Renewal
• $1 or $3 coupon for Tide Stain Release
• $2 coupon for Bounce Dryer Bar
• $1 coupon for Charmin Sensitive
• $2 coupon for pack of Duracell batteries
• $2/2 coupon for Head & Shoulders shampoos and conditioners
• $2 coupon for Total Effects Body Wash
• $1/2 coupon for Multigrain Pringles
• $2 coupon for 18 ct. or larger box of Tampax Pearl
• $3 coupon for Gillette Venus Embrace

EDIT: Okay, I already posted this code two weeks ago. I need more coffee.

The last time I went to Disney Land (or World, whatever, they’re all the same) was when I was 12 or 13. It was around the time when I discovered girls weren’t quite the cootie carriers I’d been led to believe they were. At one point my family and I were standing in line for a ride and I started chatting with a girl in front of me. Five minutes into the conversation her face suddenly lost all color, her eyes tripled in size, and she proceeded to … ah, empty her stomach. There’s a strong metaphor for my love life somewhere in that story.

But hey, code T2PW84BG6Y will net us five free Disney Movie Rewards points. Life’s all about finding the silver lining.

After everything that I ate yesterday, well, I’m sure that I could have used one of these free Enzymedica Basic Digestion Help supplements. I mean, from going from Dominos Pizza to Taco Bell to all of the endless Diet Cokes that I had? Well, needless to say, I sure TASTEd a lot.

Pssst, if you didn’t figure it out from the bold an all caps, “TASTE” is the promo code…

So it seems that Baskin-Robbins came up with what might be the best non-pyramid-pyramid marketing yet. Instead of having to worry about so many people referring to many other people, if you like them on their Facebook page, share them with your friends, and 3 of them like it too? You and all three of those friends get free Baskin-Robbin scoop coupons.

If you ask me, your friends are all bums and owe you their coupons, because you did all of the work of inviting them. But by that logic, all of you owe me your ice cream because I shared this freebie with you. You know, I think I like that logic…

EDIT: And its all gone…

I work with diamonds every day. I know what you’re thinking: “Adam, if you’re rolling in the rocks, why are you writing here on HIF?” Its because I only work with them, I don’t own the suckers.

But maybe if I had been clever enough to invent something like this free Diamond Dazzle Stick (just “Like” them for your freebie), well, maybe I could just quit my day job… Just like winning the lottery, right?

(P.S. Dear Boss – No, I’m not resigning. I’m just dreaming of a colder than Antartica mojito and Key West sunsets…)

With HIF just reaching over 4,000 posts, its hard for me to fathom that Goob, Shaynon, Jenna, and I have really spent that much time posting freebies. I mean, think about all of the time and effort and blood, sweat, and tears that we put into these few lines to reach you on your RSS feed to make you smile, laugh, cry, and tune in tomorrow for the next episode in the days of our mail lives–or in Goobman and Boy Adam’s lives!

That being said, I need a vacation. Maybe if I jack down the A/C in my apartment, open the windows, and watch this free Non-Stop Ski DVD, I’ll feel like I’m back in Park City…

Happy 4,000+ posts, HIFfers! Thanks for being along with us for the ride, and for the ride to come!