I don’t know why I sign up for things like this free Beyond the Brink DVD for financial advice. All I really need for true financial advice is to turn to my wife, who was a finance major. She tells me that we can’t afford it, need to save more money, and to put away my credit card before I buy another guitar. And you know what? She’s right.
She didn’t say anything about getting one for free from HIF, though. Now just to find a guitar freebie…
Goob and I have been slackers all day. I mean, its a Wednesday and its almost 6pm my time and this is the first post of the day? My excuse is that I was in St. Louis yesterday and spent 3 hours driving there and back, and have been exhausted all day. Yup. Good enough excuse if you ask me. I mean, its better than saying that I got exhauseted watching Playboy TV to be able to best answer the survey questions to receive this free Playboy TV bunny pin. I mean, I watch it for the articles anyways…
As I recently alluded on my Facebook page, I “enjoyed a ride” complete with turbulence, hard banking, and a few barrel rolls. I’m fairly certain I saw flak bursting near my window as well, but that may have been an alcohol induced vision.
Oh yeah, something something free Huggies Enjoy the Ride Rewards points. I’ve already forgot how to do this.
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EDIT: They are charging for shipping now.
Apparently this free udder ointment sample is pretty easy to get, just by asking for it in the comments box. To me, I don’t know what I’d use it on, seeing I lost my udders when I lost all of my excess weight and became all skin and bones… Oh wait, this goes on your feet? Why don’t they just call it that, then?! Their name is udderly ridiculous!
With all of the restaurants in my mall’s food court, I try to make it a habit to stay away. Its a great deterrent to have the bourbon chicken alway in my face from Kato’s and that the ice cream stand charges you for credit card transactions under $5 (which 99.8% of their items happen to be under), but then there’s the Taco Bell stand.
I don’t care how much of a diet I’m on, I consider it to be better than any sort of super cleanse pill or program I can try, and what better way to wash down a grilled stuffed chicken burrito than one of these free Orange ‘n’ Creme Swirled Frutistas. Yup. Its like milk: it cleans my body good.
Kind of a crummy haul last week. The good news is that I had at least this many freebies, if not more, shoved into my mailbox today. I can’t wait for the day when there are literally too many freebies to fit in it. It’ll be a while though as I use a 55 gallon steel drum propped on a post.
For today only, Monday, October 18, you can use code MNDY1 to get one free Blockbuster Express Rental Code. I used mine this morning and for a minute thought I was standing at yet another slot machine. Thankfully I’m back home now and am still able to pay the rent!
EDIT: All gone and HIFfed…
My father always told me, “Son, if you have a migraine, sit down in a dark room and place a banana on your forehead.” He said it was something about potassium in the banana and the absorption into the skin. Me? I think it was him hiding this free migraine relief medicine sample for himself and wanting me to look silly with a banana on my head…
Sometimes when these various hospitals post these free first aid kits (Promo code: KIT), I wonder if they’re going to not allow me to get one because I don’t live in their city. And then, I think that’s a little discriminatory because who knows, maybe I’ll go on vacation to their city and I’d need their hospital, and they’d not have helped me in the first place, so just maybe, I wouldn’t want to use their hospital and I’d rather go somewhere else instead.
Like to a Waffle House. Waffles sound good right about now…
To say that I love our local farmer’s market would be an understatement. And I’d have said its the best farmer’s market that I’ve ever gone to, but then I went up to Madison, WI and was blown away. So now, I’m all about trying to hoard as much awesomeness that I can and take the roadtrip there and back as often as I can till the weather changes and the market ends.
Maybe if I keep this free fresh produce storing tips poster handy, I’ll learn a better technique than just vacuum sealing the whole farmer’s market. I mean, the transportation and the saran wrap alone for the process were getting to be a little pricey as I got my quotes…
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