Freebies and free stuff

EDIT: And just like Sam’s Club and Wal*Mart ones? This one died fast too…

Just like Wal*Mart and its endless freebies, it looks like Target’s starting to get on the bandwagon. First it was whatever that one that Goob found a week or so back, and now? Its this free Wisk detergent sample that’s been going around all of these websites.

Keeping up with all of these different websites having these free samples that are all the same is like me keeping up with Goob’s vacations: it just ain’t happening…

EDIT: All out…

Wow, where have the past day or so gone? I mean, with “The Boss” in Vegas, I’ve just been a bum around the HIF offices, as you can tell by the lack of posts.

No matter, soon we’ll be back to our healthy living and we’ll be trading in our potato chips and ice cream for these free Dole Real Fruit Bites. Yup. Guess we’ll have to sweep that BBQ rack of lamb under the rug and pretend we didn’t throw a party when he left…

I’m in Vegas right now for a work conference I’ve yet to “attend” because I’ve been busy “gambling” my “life savings” “away.” I tried throwing the 50 free Pampers Gifts to Grow points I got through code 2BEGINEARNING50 on the table last night but the dealer and security didn’t find it funny. Whatever, I was just about to leave that casino anyway.

If you’re already a member of Pamper’s site, then use this link to head straight to the log-in page. Otherwise, use the first link to sign up!

Amidst the almost twenty thousand songs on my computer, I’ll admit that I don’t have that much Christian music. Its nothing against the genre, its just that its sort of hard for me to get into the stuff, seeing I light a menorah each year, you know? But while I do have some DC Talk and Jars of Clay, some of the artists on this free 10 song Christian music sampler are completely new to me. Yup, I took the survey just so I could see who some of these people are, other than MercyMe…

EDIT: And before I can even finish drinking my morning chai? It’s dead…

On a day like today when I’m running around like crazy before a 10 hour work day and I don’t even have a chance to get in my jog? I’m all about basic food options with good solid seasoning. That’s why this free Glory Foods Seasoning Base interests me. I wonder if it’ll bring glory to my foods. Sorta like bringing in the noise and funk, you know?

So Extra did it before, and now they’re doing it again: free samples of their Extra Dessert Delights Gum. Just “like” them on Facebook and you can request away.

And you know what? Its funny that till this day, I remember the difference between “dessert” and “desert” by their “s”, and how you don’t want a second helping of a desert…

EDIT: No longer available.

First there was the Vaseline Intensive Care lotion that we kept seeing. Now, I guess they figure that if you can’t take care of it, you’d better rescue it, which leads to this free Vaseline Intensive Rescue sample. Now, if you just ask me? Is there really any difference between the two? They’re goopy, white, and have vitamins and moisturizers in them. What more do you really need?

So if anyone remembers that post from about a half-weekish back with all of the festival music samplers? Yeah, well, apparently that site does that sort of thing quite often.

Case in point? Now you can get samplers for the CMJ music festival. They have so many songs for you to try that it comes in two parts (part one and part two). Now, if I didn’t already have 3 new albums to digest tomorrow, well, I’d be all over these…

Reading has become my new past-time when I’m not working or looking for freebies. So while I’m still working through some Jungian philosophy while I take a break before diving into Palahniuk’s collected works (and then maybe something from Chelsea Handler), I might have to add the Worst Case Scenario Handbooks to my list to go with the free Worst Case Scenario Slime. I mean, I may be almost 30, but I could always use advice on boogers…

EDIT: No longer available.

So about 3 months ago, Sam’s Club offered a sample of AXE. And like the bird its so aptly named for, this free AXE Phoenix sample has risen from the ashes and reappeared. I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t of checked the links myself because it looks like the same one to me. Double trouble?