Freebies and free stuff

If it wasn’t enough that very soon the music at work will go to 100% Christmas music and the local cool classic rock station will go to 100% Christmas music, now there are these three free different sampler albums (see how I did those three different links there?) for download too…

But, seeing the cool classic rock station has been playing Matchbox 20′s “Push”, Spin Doctor’s “Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong”, and Eagle Eye Cherry’s “Save Tonight” as part of their regular rotation? I think a little indie Christmas music will help me feel younger again. I mean, “Push” as classic rock? You’ve got to be kidding me!

My friends back in Orlando kept telling me that I should listen to Girl Talk. They kept telling me that because I like Kanye’s sampling style, that I’ll like Girl Talk. And with this free Girl Talk album download, well, maybe I’ll finally listen to them…

Or maybe I’ll just keep listening to my copy of Kanye’s new album that comes out next week and pretend not to listen to them…

Edit By Goob: Just a heads up, while this album rocks, it also has some adult language.

I remember when Tony Hawk was cool. That’s not to say that he’s not cool now, but whenever I hear his name, I wonder if kids growing up now know who he is for anything more than the video games of his name. I mean, sure, the colored cartridges on the N64 were the coolest part, but the guy is an amazing skateboarder.

So maybe, just maybe, these free Tony Hawk anti-tobacco posters will teach kids who Tony Hawk is again. I mean, a world without Tony Hawk is like saying that there was no such thing as a golden Zelda cartridge…

Wow, has it really been a half a week since I’ve been on? Its hard for me to believe that I’ve only been busy for 3 days, but seeing I’m in the midst of the holiday season and I work in retail, well, I lose track of time easy.

That’s why I love Jiffy Mix, and I’m excited about this free Jiffy Mix recipe book. I mean, sure, I have no time in the world to do any sort of cooking, but I know that if I did, this booklet would tell me how to bake the perfect “Get Well Goob” cookies so I can suck up to my boss here…

Swing by your local Cold Stone Creamery between 5-8pm on Tuesday, November 16, for a free 3 oz. slice of their new eight layer cake. I was the kid who used to say I weighed 120 liters and was 6 grams tall, so I don’t know how little 3 ounces is but I have a feeling it won’t satisfy my body’s cake requirements.

Guess how many of those Wall Street Journals I read while lying in bed for 72 hours. Here’s a hint: not a flippin’ one! Wait, I think I did that wrong.

Freebies Received

• Garnier Moisture Rescue lotion
• Unity 2011 calendar
• One coupon for a free box of Barilla pasta and five BOGO coupons
• Glad ForceFlex trash bag
• Monday – Friday editions of Wall Street Journal
• Nov. 17, 2010 issue of Woman’s Day magazine
• Nov. / Dec. 2010 issue of Baseball Digest magazine
• Nov. 15, 2010 issue of Sports Illustrated magazine
• Nov. 15-Nov. 21, 2010 issue of Bloomberg Businessweek magazine
• Dec. 2010 issue of Macworld magazine

You know how I know I’m starting to feel better? I’m having trouble thinking of a joke for this free Blockbuster Express Rental Code! Ahhh, it’s just like old times. All that’s missing is my morning whiskey and pants. What? You mean I was supposed to take this hospital gown off once I got home?

While I sit here thinking of something, you can go use code FRMNDY to get a free movie rental. It’s good through midnight tonight, Monday, November 15th.

[thanks David!]

I actually saw The Incredible Singing Christmas Tree a few days ago. I’m not talking about the free VeggieTales album, but an actually singing Christmas tree. It was horribly out of tune and even had the gall to belt out a Lada Gaga song. Luckily a friendly squadron of flying chipmunks soon arrived and vanquished it with their magical jellybean cannons.

You know, I think it’s time to lay off these pain killers.

[thanks Freebies 4 Mom!]

While there are plenty of artists that people wouldn’t expect to find on my iPod, I have to admit that Phish is one of those that people who know me would expect to find. But nope, I don’t have a lick of Phish on my computer. Tons of rap, jazz, country, and pop, but no Phish.

Maybe I’ll start that collection, though, with this free live Phish sampler. Or maybe, I’ll just wait and keep listening to Kanye’s “Runaway”…

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