Freebies and free stuff

So while Goob and I dropped the ball on the free Burger King Coffee, I’m trying to get ahead of the caffeinated game here. Yup. I’ve made myself a fresh cup of tea, and I’ve been on the look out for where I can get my next fix. And while there’s no Bruegger’s nearby me, anyone who has a nearby Bruegger’s can get a free cup of coffee tomorrow, November 10th.

But, seeing its my day off from work tomorrow, well, maybe I’ll just have to take the train to Chicago to grab myself a cup of coffee. Yup. That’d be extremely cost effective.

EDIT: Looks like we’ll have to pay for our condoms now.

Usually I leave the condom posts to Goob. I don’t know why, the guy usually beats me to offers like this free Beyond Seven condom offer. I guess you could say that he beat me to it four years ago, but now with a new link, I’ll shake a wet noodle at him!

Today was my first day back at work after a long three day weekend. No, not here, but my day job. Needless to say, after a long 10 hour day, I feel more tired than sore.

But if I were to feel sore with that tired, I’d probably try something like this free Stopain sample. They’re so cool that they got to drop a “p” and combine two words. Can’t be cooler than that!

I think that when it comes to cologne, I have enough to last me until the apocalypse. If I ever run out, I walk up to the fragrance department and ask what do they have new. And then? I become a walking advertisement for whatever new or hot brands we have. That, and all of the samples in the ads that get mailed to me.

So now, I’ll have this free Boss Orange Sunset fragrance (make sure to click on that box) to add to the mix. And maybe it’ll keep me from trying something a little more radical for a while… like this box of Marc Jacobs Bang that keeps tempting me…

This free Wise Emergency Entree sample intrigues me. Of course, all MREs intrigue me. I imagine that they’re something like Astronaut Ice Cream. And if that was the case, I’d eat nothing but MREs for the rest of my life…

(Okay, so maybe I’m not fully over being sick…)

I think after all of the cold medicine that I’ve had this weekend that I’m finally beating the sickness. I mean, sure, it was a three-day weekend from my day job, but man, with as many freebies as I’ve found? I feel like I’ve been working doubletime.

And then to find this free celebrity autographed pictures link? Oh man, I’ve just completed my weekend by ordering an awesome photo of Michael Dorn. What? Don’t judge! You know that Worf was your favorite Klingon too!

I used to always think that golfing would get me ahead in the world. Dentists were always golfing in movies, as were lawyers, doctors, and everyone else rich. Then, after Tiger Woods? Well, that sealed the deal.

So maybe if I just get this free golf club wrap, I’ll be a little closer to that richness and fame? Waiter! I’ll have another Bloody Mary, please, hold the blood and the mary!

There’s one thing I can be sure of. That this free sample of Moist Sure is Moist. I mean, it says so right in the name. That and sure. So I can be sure that its moist, sure?

Yeah, I definitely should lay off the cold meds for a while and take a nap. Should and will are two separate things, though!

When I bought one of the Propel fitness water packets that you add to water, I didn’t know it was the calcium ones. Personally, if you ask me, I believe that I get enough calcium in the milk I don’t drink and the M&M’s that I eat. They’re like magic little calcium pills.

But supposedly I’ll no longer need my milk chocolate fix if I have this free Calcia sample. Maybe I’ll just get some calcium chews first, to circumvent it, if I should happen to need otherwise…

While I wait for all of these calendars that I’ve recently requested, I’d like to have something on backstock just in case… So if I could actually catch a greyhound, I’d use this free Greyhound calendar. Yup, just download and print, easy as can be. No waiting for anything in the mail. But yet, something tells me that I’m just too slow for it…

(That, or I’d really better rest and lay off of the cold meds for a while…)