I’m still waiting on the many calendars that I’ve requested here, but while I wait, I figure it doesn’t hurt to request for this free 2011 Pillsbury calendar as well. I mean, worst case scenario is that I just have extra paper to make paper airplanes with, right?
Now just to teach ants how to fly and steer the suckers…
I’ve always wanted to try Tofurky. There’s something about it intriguing to me. I mean, sure, its vegetarian, and there’s something pseudo-sacrilegious to Thanksgiving by having something so artificial at the table. Give me meat, sweet potatoes with marshmellows, and stuffing any day.
But still, this free Tofurky Tuesdays kit might make me change my mind just ever so slightly. You know, have a Tofurky maybe a week or two before Thanksgiving, just because…
This free Grape Stack sample from Universal Nutrition sounds sort of like a Food Network Challenge. Grape Stacking. Yup. New Olympic sport right there…
As a promotion to highlight their 28,000+ ATMs, Citibank is giving away a coupon for free small coffee at 7-Eleven. It makes sense as long as you don’t think about it. The best part is that it’s good through December 31, 2010, if you catch my drift. *wink wink*
Oh God, please tell your significant other that I wasn’t trying to flirt with you just now. I had something in my eye, I swear! Please don’t beat me up.
[thanks Nicole!]
All active and retired military personnel can get a free Sleep Number travel pillow from now through November 14 at participating Sleep Number stores. Make sure to bring your military ID because wearing full camouflage and carrying a nerf gun won’t cut it. I sure did have fun shooting suction darts at all the customers though.
Years upon years ago, Goob posted this one. Truth of the matter is, its still very much applicable today. Sort of like me, making great driving time on a trip between my city and a nearbly one, shaving off 10-15 minutes of our trip…
So this free Give Wildlife a Brake bumper sticker is perfect. Because like that trip? I was so tired that I could hardly keep my eyes ope–…
Wow, has it really been only two days since I’ve last posted? I mean, I can’t even believe it, to be honest! It feels like ages since I’ve had a moment to breathe and sign on to the site with my findings, but lo-and-behold, here I am.
And as I sit here, ready to crash from this early winter cold that I have, I hear my cats clanking around in their food bowls. I sure hope that this free Purina One sample comes fast enough because otherwise? I might be found dead with my cats at my keyboard, typing on this site to send more humans…
(Just click on the number 2 under the flashing graphic, then on the “Free Sample” box)
Add five free Disney Movie Rewards points to your account with code A9BN76EC9M and … yep. I’m officially out of jokes for hodgepodge letters and numbers. Making a 47th joke about shampoo seems enviable in this scenario.
EDIT: This is no longer available.
It’s only been a week since I first let you know about free Tom’s of Maine Wicked Fresh toothpaste, but lo and behold Walmart is offering this again. You can request it even if you did last week, so looks like we’re all about to have some really clean teeth.
I don’t know what it is about Toms in Maine that make them so giving. I know a Tom in South Carolina and he hasn’t given me a darn thing besides a few hundred wet willies growing up.
[thanks to everyone who sent this in!]
The free Nicorette fruit chill coated gum offer from this summer is back. Maybe this freebie will help you quit smoking, but at worse it’ll count towards a daily serving of fruit. Or maybe not. My doctor is always screaming that a six pack a day of Sam Adams Cherry Wheat beer will not keep him away.
However, in the interest of science, I say there’s only one way to find out for sure.
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