Watches, sunglasses, and computers are the hardest *bleeping* things to clean absent a free Yema microfiber cleaning cloth. I’m always scared I’ll scratch them and forever be reminded of my moment of stupidity. Let’s get one thing straight, Universe, I don’t need any extra reminders from you. I’m the guy who wakes up at least 10 times a month and thinks “Dinner! That’s what I forgot to do yesterday!”


