EDIT: Like the Mariners’ offense, this is dead.
As a gigantic Seattle Mariners fan, I can assure you this free Seattle’s Best coffee is indeed the best product coming out of Seattle these days.
[thanks Jennifer!]
If you add all three codes below, you’ll get 20 free Disney Movie Rewards points. The first two are from *mumbles incoherently and hopes nobody notices* while the final code is from today’s 25 Days of Disney. In fact, thanks to all the recent emails, I’ll post each new code every day through Christmas. Think of me as a digital Santa, just without the giant belly and elves. Or sled and magic reindeers. I don’t own a red coat either. I can grow a mean beard! Dang, it’s not white though…
[thanks Ashley!]
Just a handy reminder about the P&G Give Health offer. For anyone who missed it last month, they’re trying to give away 100,000 days of clean drinking water by the end of 2010. For every person who enters their email in the widget below, one donation will be added. To sweeten the pot, for every 1000 Hiffers who give a day, P&G will give me a $50 gift card to give away. We’re over the 3k mark, so that’s three gift cards for sure!
New Feature: When you donate water for the first time, you have to verify your email address by clicking a link they send you. However, every day after that you can simply come here and enter in your same address again without going through any more verification steps!
If you enter your email above and “Click to Donate Water,” then you just gave 2 liters of drinking water to somebody in a developing country through P&G’s Children’s Safe Drinking Water Program. Feels pretty good, huh?
Amazon has a 10 song free National Geographic world music sampler
Sam’s Club has a free Glad Odorshield with Febreze trash bag offer. I’m just thankful it’s not one of their usual ForceFlex bag offers. The previous time one of those bad boys arrived, it teased me mercilessly until I finally flexed. My friends still laugh at how minuscule my biceps are.
If you’re having trouble finding the link, it’s midway down the page on the right. And as usual, you’ll need either a nine digit membership ID or a nine digit pretend membership ID. It’s all up to you.
What in the world is with all the food to help us sleep? First there were those candy bars last month and now free Dream Water. What happened to falling asleep the old fashion way? A few hours of pointless infomercials or staring bug-eyed at the monster who was surely in my closet never did me wrong. Well, besides making me irrationally terrified of closets.
EDIT #2: This is no longer available.
I have been chasing down this free six month Wall Street Journal newspaper subscription for weeks now. Every time I find an active link, it dies within the hour. So if you’re lucky enough to be reading this in time, go sign up!
I can’t count the number of times I’ve thanked the Spaghedeity for freebies this week. First I ran out of dog food, then toothpaste, and faced the worst possibility of all this morning: no coffee. Yet each time freebies were there to save the day. I’ve got no idea how the Nikwax will come in handy but I’m certain it’ll happen eventually.
EDIT: Looks like they’re running only coupon offers now. However, this has pulled a Phoenix twice before, so it might be worth checking out from time to time.
Their site is crawling right now, but you can get two full bottles of free Excederin Strength & Migraine medicine today. I could go for both of these right now. Every keystroke I make sounds like a herd of elephants parading through my office.
The freebies are via Coupons.com, but they’ll mail them instead of requiring you to print them out.
[thanks Michael & Eve!]
Need more proof that the average Hiffer has more going on upstairs then yours truly? While I was making up stupid stories the other day, many were busy in the comments deciphering 2501. Turns out each of the next 22 days, you can get free Disney Movie Rewards points, but they’re trying to make it difficult. Instead of today being dec2503, it’s dec250305. Why? Um … hey, look over there! *runs out the back door*
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