Archive for January 2011


Free Hearing Aid Batteries

What the heck am I supposed to do with a free 4-pack of Hearing Aid batteries? 10-year-old Goob would have secretly used Dad’s soldering iron to melt them onto an old motherboard in an attempt to make a time machine, but 27-year-old Goob knows better. Right? I mean, that’s not gonna work, will it?

No? *heavy sigh* Okay …

Free Newsweek Magazine Subscription

EDIT: This offer has expired.

I’ve been wondering what magazine would kick off the new year with the first free subscription. I had my money on Obscure Sports Quarterly, but it looks like RewardsGold thought it best to offer a free Newsweek magazine subscription. Whatever. I guess global and national news is slightly more important than dodgeball and squirrel skiing.

Free DenTek Comfort Clean Floss Picks

What can I say about these free DenTek Comfort Clean floss picks other than they’re being offered by starsampling and they … uh … help clean your gums? At least I think they do. I’ve been told no fewer than a hundred time why I should floss and yet it still seems like one of the most alien activity possible.

2010 Freebies Review & $50 GC Contest

So, let’s see. 2010 for HIF saw:

  • 1,242 Freebies Posted
  • 1,026 Freebies Received (including movie rental codes and online free points)
  • 268 Magazines Received
  • 1 $50 Gift Card being given away in this post

These stats don’t count anything I got in January 2010 since I didn’t start the Freebies Received series until February. It also doesn’t count freebies that were posted in the past few weeks that I’ll receive in the future, so I have to be ecstatic with those numbers.

One thing I noticed while going over the past year was the number of food items given away this year. Granola bars, oatmeal, cookies, tea, coffee, cereal, crackers, popcorn, candy, gum, deli meat, bacon, macaroni, Bisquick, chips, energy bars. I’ve always food is one of the three most common freebies, but geez, you don’t realize how much we got until you add it all up.

But what about my absolute favorite freebies? I thought for a bit, looked around to see what freebies I still use to this day, and came up with the following.

Top 10 Favorite Freebies of 2010

  1. US Postal Office Sample Showcase – This box came with 12 freebies and it was glorious. Coffee, shampoo, steak seasonings, lotions, soap, and more – it was all put to good use!
  2. Uniball Super Ink pen – I haven’t used a different pen since the day this baby arrived. I actually lost it a few weeks ago and bought a few packages of them at the store. Anybody who says freebies don’t convert to paying customers should think again.
  3. Multi-tool pocket knife – No more opening packages with my teeth!
  4. Kraft Sample Pack – Ten food products (including three free full-sized ones) came in the box. I buy Wheat Thins now due to this freebie alone.
  5. Kraft Coupon Book – Kraft again? You better believe it. One tiny brochure brought six coupons for free full-sized Kraft products from deli meat to macaroni to a free pizza. I ate well that week.
  6. American Apparel thong – Only because I had a heck of a time explaining it to my friends who saw me open it.
  7. Tena Adult Underwear – These freebies helped me execute a longterm prank where I convinced my youngest brother that I wasn’t potty trained. It ended when his teachers started sending home notes about the topic he brought up during “Share Time” in class.
  8. LED UFO light – Let me paint a picture for you: I’m alone in the mountains in the middle of a monsoon when my car breaks down. I had an idea what the problem was, but both the bulb in my hood and my cell phone were dead. Enter the UFO light, which I had inexplicably thrown into my glove box. Long story short I slept in my bed instead of my truck that night.
  9. Extra Dessert Delights gum – I selected the mint ice cream gum and it tasted so genuine that I bought both of the other flavors. I am now addicted to the Key Lime Pie and am begging my friends and family for an intervention.
  10. Playboy and Macworld magazine subscriptions – Both of these tie for the final spot as they’re wonderful reads. Seriously. I read them for the articles!

Another realization I had while going through the archives was the number of full sized freebies that I received, be it through the mail, coupon, or rebate. For the list below, I didn’t include anything that could (or should I say, should) be used or consumed in one sitting. Doing so would have more than tripled the list as there were plenty of drinks and travel sized toiletries handed out.

Full Size Freebies

  1. Bar of Dove soap
  2. Package of Double Stuf Oreos
  3. 7 bottles of Excedrin medicine – Did anyone else remember that in addition to the free coupons Excedrin has recently bombarded us with, they also gave away a few in January / February of 2010? I sure didn’t.
  4. Bottle of Louisiana hot sauce
  5. Package of Heluva Good Dip
  6. Package of Borden cheese
  7. Bag of Reese’s Pieces
  8. Pantene Nature Fusion shampoo
  9. 2 bags of Planters Trail Mix
  10. Pack of 5 React gum
  11. Pack of Stride gum
  12. Jar of Enfamil baby formula
  13. Bottle of Renu Multi-Purpose contact solution
  14. Package of Oscar Mayer turkey bacon
  15. Box of Kraft macaroni
  16. Package of Oscar Mayer deli meat
  17. Package of Uncle Ben’s rice
  18. Package of Kraft Cheesy macaroni
  19. Jug of Tropicana Pure Premium orange juice
  20. Box of Kool-Aid
  21. Box of Mac & Cheese
  22. One DiGiorno’s pizza
  23. Box of 100 calorie cheese bites
  24. Package of Oscar Mayer deli meat
  25. Box of Ritz Crackerfuls
  26. Package of Pilot pens
  27. Bottle of Suave Professionals shampoo
  28. DiGiorno deep dish pizza
  29. Bottle of Pure Scent~sation hair remover
  30. Bottle of V8 V-fusion green tea
  31. Glade candle
  32. EasyGlide Bic pen
  33. Mrs. Fields cookie tin
  34. 2-liter of refreshe soda
  35. Package of Cottonelle flushable moist wipes
  36. Two Proforce cleaning kits
  37. Bag of Natura Advantage dog food
  38. Pack of Extra Dessert Delights gum
  39. Can of Pringles Xtreme chips
  40. Box of Barilla pasta
  41. Bag of Food Should Taste Good chips
  42. Bottle of free Dream Water

Forty-two full sized freebies! How can anybody hate on that?!

So what was your favorite freebie of 2010? Share it with us in the comments below and you’ll be entered to win one of the $50 prepaid American Express gift cards given to me by P&G last month!

If you’re reading this via Facebook, email, or an RSS feed, then please click here to comment and enter. I’ll use Random.org to pick a comment on Wednesday, January 5, at 8:00pm est and email the winner!

Freebies Received: Week #48

Freebies from Hey, It's Free!

It’s the final Freebies Received post of 2010 (hey, this one counts for last year!) and thus I’ll be including these in tomorrow’s 2010 In Review post.

Freebies Received

  • Coupon for free Excedrin Migraine worth up to $5.99
  • Coupon for free Excedrin PM
  • Coupon for free Excedrin Extra Strength worth up to $5.99
  • Glad Odorshield trash bag
  • Seattle’s Best coffee
  • Slim-Fast Peanut Butter Crunch Time snack bar
  • Burt’s Bees body lotion
  • Better Than Ears dog treats
  • ID lubricant
  • 2011 Betty Crocker Calendar
  • One weeks worth of Wall Street Journal newspapers
  • Jan. / Feb. 2011 issue of Baseball Digest magazine
  • February 2011 issue of Teen Vogue magazine
  • December 27, 2010 issue of Ok! magazine
  • Dec. 10-17, 2010 issue of Golf Week magazine
  • January 5, 2011 issue of Golf Week magazine

Anybody else close out the year with some good freebies? I think I’ll end up using each of those freebies above, which isn’t typically the case for me.

Free Magazines on RecycleBank

If you’ve been banking the free RecycleBank points that I’ve posted over the past few years, then you should check out their rewards section. You can get a free one year subscription to the following magazines for only 115 points:

  1. Better Homes and Gardens
  2. Cosmo
  3. Country Living
  4. Esquire
  5. Food Everyday
  6. Good Housekeeping
  7. Harper’s Bazaar
  8. Marie Claire
  9. Martha Stewart Living
  10. O: The Oprah Magazine
  11. Popular Mechanics
  12. Redbook

There are some others as well but these are the most popular. You can also get two free cans of Friskies or Fancy Feast for 75 points if magazines aren’t your cup of tea.

Free Pampers & Disney Points

If you’re sober enough to copy and paste this free 10 point Pampers Gifts to Grow code (F9779FYAHFJRYCN), then you didn’t party hard enough during NYE.

There are also 50 free Disney Movie Rewards points available with code D11M20R01NY.

[thanks to everyone who sent these in very quietly.]