Free MiraLAX Laxative

Posted on 03.22.2011 at 1:26 pm by in Body Products

HOLY FRIJOLES THIS FREEBIE IS FINALLY WORKING! I’ve been testing it for almost 48 hours and they just now fixed their bloody site. Okay, time to tone down my excitement over a free laxative.

I appreciate companies that dumb down their name and assume their customers have a learning disorder. How else would we know that free MiraLAX was a laxative if they didn’t capitalize LAX?

Although if we were as stupid as they figured, most of us would think LAX meant the Los Angeles airport. Pro Tip: The only freebies you’ll find at LAX are a pointless dose of radiation and involuntary cavity search. They’re as fun as they sound.





:: 3 Comments About This Freebie ::

  1. #1 tazie | March 22nd, 2011 at 03:31 pm

    Frijoles…eat enough of those and you won’t need a laxative! Works for me.
    tks goobster!

  2. #2 Ogblofeld | March 22nd, 2011 at 11:03 pm

    Your protip needs to be tweeted. I’ll do it for you Sir.

  3. #3 April | March 23rd, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Ha ha! Their website was constipated!!!



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