Freebies and free stuff

Eucerin is great at emailing me about their offers and yet I don’t think they know what a reply button is. I asked if this free Eucerin Daily Skin Balance lotion was a new offer and haven’t heard back. I shouldn’t call the kettle black though. The oldest email in my inbox is from April 16, 2009 and I still have myself fooled into believing I’ll one day answer it.

This is a Facebook offer, so yada yada you know what to do.

Now this is how you do a birthday offer! Not sure what Ted’s Montana Grill birthday freebie is? Boom, two sentences tell you it’s a free cookie and ice cream dessert! Not sure what that entails? Shazaam, there’s a picture! My only criticism is the closing sentence. Keep it for myself or share it? Come on, Ted, I thought you knew me better than that.

Signup Freebie: Nill
Birthday Freebie: Free cookie and ice cream dessert.

Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!

EDIT: These are no longer available.

My dogs know better than to eat these free HealthiDent dog treats from Walmart. They’re like a four year old kid; they’ll only eat items that are unhealthy or vital to my everyday living. My only hope is to carve the treats into the shape of a strip of bacon or computer mouse.

EDIT: After I posted this freebie, Costco updated their site to require a 12 digit membership ID. Sorry for the confusion!

In order to get a free Fekkai hair care sample, all you have to do is copy and paste the link below. Well, that, and fill out the form. Then you need to hit submit. Look, I don’t know why this is getting so complicated. It’s really not that hard, I swear.

https://secure.startsampling.com/sm/fekkai101636

EDIT: After I posted this freebie, Costco updated their site to require a 12 digit membership ID. Sorry for the confusion!

I demand more from these free Kirkland household surface wipes. Any old wipes can clean just the surface. I want something that reaches through the countertop and disinfects the inside of my shelves!

Okay, I think it’s time I lay off the coffee for a bit.

[thanks Jennifer!]