Freebies and free stuff

EDIT: Well crap, that died quickly.

Finally, an actual freebie. If you take survey on Facebook to determine what kind of apple you are (……what?), you can get a free Juice Beauty sample. I think it’s some sort of skin cream lotion tonic elixir. If you can’t wait the four to six weeks to get your freebie, might I suggest dumping a bottle of apple juice on your face. I’m sure it’ll provide the same benefits.

Make sure you click the link to enter your shipping info after taking the survey. And as always, here’s how to delete the app after you sign up.

These free Pampers Gifts to Grow codes seem to be getting more and more complex. I’d need someone from the Polish Cipher Bureau to crack the meaning of T9PDXPKKGA3M4GK.

If you’re already a member of Pamper’s site, then use this link to head straight to the log-in page. Otherwise, use the first link to sign up!

Today’s birthday series post is for Abuelo’s birthday freebie, which is a free dessert. I figured I should get a smaller restaurant in here since not everybody eats at large chains. It’s also reassuring to get visual confirmation that the dessert comes on a plate and not on the waitstaff’s head.

Signup Freebie: Free appetizer with the purchase of an entree.
Birthday Freebie: Free dessert with the purchase of an entree.

Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!

Below you will find some new magazine subscription offers as well as a few old ones that recently came back to life. Other than the Parents magazine, all of them are from RewardsGold. If you’re new to the site, that means you’re guaranteed to get the magazines, since RewardsGold is awesome, but you do have to take a short five to ten question survey on a random topic. For instance, for the Jet magazine, I had to take a survey about my favorite ringtones. Unfortunately “I don’t have one because they’re a fraking abomination” wasn’t an option.

• Free Parents magazine subscription – This is only for 7 issues.
• Free Jet magazine subscription – Yes, I was disappointed after discovering this magazine has nothing to do with fighter jets.

Old Offers

• Free Barron’s magazine subscription – This is a weekly subscription that contains a bunch of financial information I don’t remotely understand. There’s usually something about stocks, mutual funds, and zzzzz.
• Free Ebony magazine subscription
• Free Newsweek magazine subscription
• Free Playboy magazine subscription

When I found the codes below for 16 free Huggies Enjoy the Ride Rewards points, I thought, “Hmm, I go with a bagel for breakfast. Oh yeah, I need to fill out my March Madness bracket too.” I guess I wasn’t really paying attention to freebies.

5 Point Codes
BKHBNFHRGWJMPGB
BKKCSBBMSPNSPGB
BKKDNLKMKHRHPGB

1 Point Code
BKTCGCLQZWZCPGB

I guess yesterday’s Kotex offer from Sam’s Club wasn’t enough as there’s not a second free Kotex tampons and pads offer available. This one doesn’t require any membership ID, but it does ask you to take a short 6 question survey. If that’s too long for you, then chances are you didn’t make it this far in the post and so you won’t see if I call you a nimrod!

10 free HIF points to the person who puts the funniest “additional shipping instructions.” Go!

My email has blown up from Hiffers sharing this coupon for free chips & queso at Chili’s. I had no idea so many people ate there. I know there’s one nearby, but I couldn’t give you directions to it for a million bucks. Although if you were offering me a million dollars in exchange for directions to a restaurant only miles away, I have faith that I’d be able to find alternate methods to taking your money.

[thanks to everybody who sent this in!]

Not only is the MiO drink mix still available, but it’s kind of fun to use. I even waited a full three minutes before squirting some directly into my mouth. Boy, was that a mistake! It’s like lighting your tongue on fire. It’s so bad I only did it another seven or eight times.

Freebies Received

• MiO drink mix
• Quaker Oatmeal Squares Cereal
• Coupon for one free package of Philadelphia Cooking Creme
• Inhaler Pouch (well that came fast)
• Small book with $7 in coupons that I have no idea how I got.
• April 2011 issue of Ladies’ Home Journal magazine
• Mar. 14, 2011 issue of Sports Illustrated magazine
• Mar. 14, 2011 issue of Newsweek magazine
• Mar. 14, 2011 issue of Ok! magazine
• Mar. 21, 2011 issue of Ok! magazine EDIT: Hiffer John pointed out that there’s a coupon for free Orbit gum on page 9!
• Mar. 7 – Mar. 13 2011 issue of Bloomberg Businessweek magazine
• Mar. 14 – Mar. 20 2011 issue of Bloomberg Businessweek magazine
• Mar. 4, 2011 issue of Golf Week magazine
• Mar. 14, 2011 issue of Barron’s magazine
• One weeks worth of Wall Street Journal newspapers.

EDIT: They’ve run out of prints.

I don’t normally post just a single coupon, but this $1.50 off any two General Mills cereal coupon is too good to pass up. I practically live off cereal. For those of you scoring at home, this is the 495th way in which I am still a 10 year old child.

It’s from Coupons.com and printable, so make sure you’re not using Chrome. Also, after you print once, you can hit back and snag a second.

EDIT: And now it’s dead.

I don’t know what a free Glade Spring Collection is, but the fist 75,000 people to sign up will get a coupon for a free full sized one from Right@Home. I typically don’t post their freebies because they’re limited to some crazy small number like 500 or 3,000 and they don’t tell you once they’ve reached their limit. I don’t really have a joke to add to that, so … yeah. How about … um … how about I just publish this?