Sam’s Club members with a nine digit number can get a free U by Kotex sample. Does anyone else ever read these as “Free University of Kotex?” This is something like the twentieth U by Kotex offer I’ve posted and yet I still try to figure out where the University of Kotex is every single time.
If you’re out at the mall today, then swing by Great American Cookie and ask for a free Turtle or Red Velvet brownie. While you’re at it, you can enter a GAC contest to win a spa vacation for your mom plus a friend, which is valued at $5,000. If she wins and doesn’t take you, I’d reconsider entering her in any future contests.
Freebie may be a bit slow or incoherent today. I’m doing my taxes and can’t decide if I should do some calming yoga or bust open the liquor cabinet at 11am.
[thanks Penny Pinchin' Mom!]
The free Yogi tea offer is back!!! Those extra exclamations are courtesy of the pot of coffee I just drank at 11 pm. The tea can’t get here fast enough. And yes, technically this offer never died, but for some reason it’s been over a year since I last posted it.
Note this freebie is a tad odd. You have to send a well wish to a friend and they get an email with a link for the freebie. So, send one to a friend and have them send one back your way. Or heck, you look smart, I’m sure you can figure out an alternative.
[thanks Mollie!]
I thought about burying this Waffle House birthday freebie or maybe not telling the story, but to heck with it. After a night out, I took the above coupon into a Waffle House and politely asked for my free raisin toast. Everybody there (friends, staff, creepy guys at the bar) continuously made fun of me for the rest of the night.
Signup Freebie: One free waffle.
Birthday Freebie: One free waffle.
That’s two free waffles! I’m easily excited.
Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!
This may be the first post for HIF that I wish I didn’t have to write. You’ve seen the pictures and videos by now. I’m barely qualified to make self-deprecating and absurdist jokes, so when it comes to the recent tragedy in Japan, there’s not much I can add that hasn’t already been said. However, there’s actually a freebie related to this calamity.
AT&T and Verizon are both offering free long distance calls and texts to Japan for the next few weeks. AT&T is offering free calls and texts from the US until March 31 while Verizon is doing the same through April 10.
Chances are if you’re making calls and texts to Japan, then you know somebody there. Google has set up a Crisis Response page that includes a free “people tracker” tool for locating missing loved ones. I hope that no Hiffer has to use it, but it’s there if needed.
[thanks Sample Stuff.]
Code MONDAYFREE is valid for today only (Monday, March 14) and will net you one free Blockbuster Express movie rental. Every time I see one of these codes, I’m reminded of the years I worked at Blockbuster throughout highschool. There was no easier way to curry favors in the late 90s than be nulling late fees for all the cool kids. I even scored a few dates that way, but luckily I never married any of them. That would have been a pretty lame story to tell my future kids, but apparently not lame enough for HIF!
After taking some pledge on Facebook in order to receive a coupon for a free Happy Baby product, I realized that my allegiance now stands with freebies more than it does the United States.
After submitting your info, the page stupidly refreshes but you should immediately get a confirmation email. The coupon will then arrive via email within the next week.
Free Purex with Zout is way better than Tide with Blorp or Gain with Flark. Protip: When faced with a galactic shortfall of Tylium fuel, Zout can be used in a pinch for up to three parsecs. *pushes glasses up his nose and takes a hit from a nearby inhaler.*
Every day, starting at 10am EST, there are 1,000 free Valspar paint project starter kits given away on their Facebook page. They include an 8-ounce sample of color, mini roller and tray, coordinating color chips, and a $5 coupon. 8 ounces is the perfect amount for me as that’s how much I typically paint before growing distracted and abandoning my remodeling efforts.
What can I say about the new 5 free Disney Movie Rewards points code of K2HM73MC9L that hasn’t already been said? Nothing.
Well that was easier than I expected.
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