Archive for March 2011


Coupon: Free BIC Lighter

EDIT: Looks like the survey is over.

If you take a short survey, you’ll be mailed a $4.99 BIC lighter coupon, which should make it free unless your local Kwik-E-Mart ratchets up the price. Too bad I swore off lighters years ago. Nothing builds character like starting you own fire with sticks and twigs. You’d be surprised how easy it is to learn too. Jamming them into an electrical socket is easier than it might appear.

Free Lowe’s Build & Grow Clinic on 3/12

Free Lowes Build & Grow Clinic

Tomorrow’s free Lowe’s Build & Grow Clinic is from 10:00-11:00am and the project is making a little basketball game that will undoubtedly remind millions of kids that they have no coordination whatsoever. Not that I speak from personal experience. It’s well established that athletic prowess comes with the territory of being a professional blogger.

As usual, space is limited, so you need to register on-line beforehand.

Moe’s Southwest Grill Birthday Freebie

Moe's Southwest Grill Birthday Freebie

Moe’s Southwest Grill birthday freebie email made me curious why we can’t get fajitas, so I strapped on my reporter’s hat and ventured to my local joint. The only problem was, after I arrived, I forgot why I went there in the first place. Plus I was wearing a stupid hat. I think it’s safe to say that being a blogger is the pinnacle of my ability.

Signup Freebie: Free cup of queso.
Birthday Freebie: Free chips, salsa, and one entree excluding fajitas.

Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!

Free American Red Cross CPR Classes

The American Red Cross is waiving their usual $25 fee and offering free CPR classes on Saturday, March 19. There are over 100 participating locations, but be sure to check the map on their site because they’re randomly scattered across the country. My nearby branch isn’t participating, so looks like I’ll have to teach myself via a YouTube video. Don’t worry, I’m sure xAwesomeDude003x has valid credentials.

IS: Free Starbucks Petite Treat

In celebration of their 40th anniversary (really?!), Starbucks is giving away a free Petite treat with any drink purchase between 2-5pm for today through Saturday, March 12. Not sure what in the world a Petite treat is? Well join the club and have a look. I think those pink lollipops have my name written all over them.

[thanks to everyone who sent this in!]

Four New House Party Opportunities

After last month’s House Party post, a ton of Hiffers have been emailing me to say they were accepted into a recent event. In case you missed it, long story short, you apply to host a company themed party and then, if accepted, you get a ton of free stuff to eat or giveaway.

Below are some new recent party opportunities along with what freebies you’ll receive if accepted. Imagine if you got into all four and held the parties simultaneously. Something tells me the Weight Watcher freebies would be a tad overshadowed by giant sandwiches and Little Debbie cakes.

Little Debbie House Party

  • Little Debbie Cloud Cakes
  • Little Debbie napkins
  • Little Debbie Cloud Cake note pads
  • Little Debbie coasters
  • Little Debbie Cloud Cake magnetic photo frames

Kraft Ultimate Sandwich Makeover House Party

  • 2 Bottles of KRAFT SANDWICH SHOP Mayo
  • 5 OSCAR MAYER CARVING BOARD Meats gratuity coupons
  • 2 KRAFT Natural Cheese Big Slice gratuity coupons
  • 1 branded sandwich container
  • 16 recipe booklets with coupons for OSCAR MAYER CARVING BOARD Meats, KRAFT Natural Cheese Big Slice, and KRAFT SANDWICH SHOP Mayo
  • 16 branded recyclable lunchbags

Weight Watchers Ice Cream House Party

  • Coupons for free Weight Watchers Ice Cream
  • Coupons for your guests to save on Weight Watchers Ice Cream
  • Blank mood boards
  • Mood board stickers
  • Serving tray
  • Drink pitcher
  • Apron
  • Strawberry pens

Green Works New To You House Party

  • Green Works naturally derived Laundry Detergent samples
  • Green Works naturally derived Compostable Cleaning Wipes samples
  • Sierra Club notecards
  • Reusable Nalgene water bottle from Brita
  • Green It Yourself Guide with Coupons from Green Works and Lowe’s
  • Brita water filtration system coupons
  • New Burt’s Bees Naturally Nourishing Milk & Honey Body Lotion Sample and Coupon

Free Häagen-Dazs Midnight Dazzler

If you join their newsletter on Facebook (you don’t have to actually like them), then you’ll be emailed a coupon for a free Häagen-Dazs midnight dazzler. You can only find these are actual Häagen-Dazs stores, so check if you have a location near you.

Thanks to everybody who sent this in yesterday. I had a nasty stomach virus, so reading emails about free food all day was exactly what I needed!

Free Pork Recipe Booklets

I just ate at the St. Louis Hard Rock on Monday night, and I had forgotten how good pork was until I had their BBQ pulled pork sandwich. Pork usually isn’t my go to meat, if you get my deal…

Even still, with these free pork recipe booklets? I might have to mix it up a little bit. I mean, a vinegar based bbq sauce? Can’t beat that with a stick…

Free Lasagna Cookbook

I loved reading Garfield growing up. But somehow, a cat liking lasagna? I never got that part…

And even after cooking tons of lasagna recipes, and anxiously awaiting my new free lasagna cookbook? I don’t know if I ever will…

Free Episencial Protective Face Balm

EDIT: Hiffed

You have to get all of the answers correct on the quiz for this free Episencial Protective face balm, but it immediately tells you what was missed and let’s you change your answer. Now as for what this product actually is, well … I accidentally wrote “face blam” for the title a few minutes ago. That doesn’t answer your question, but, ahh … yeah. I picked a bad afternoon to run errands.