Freebies and free stuff

The Wingstop birthday freebie changed since I started this series, but I actually think this new offer is better. There’s no purchase necessary, you get a large freebie, and who doesn’t love french fries?

Signup Freebie: Free regula fresh cut seasoned fries.
Birthday Freebie: Free large fresh cut seasoned fries.

Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food! I’m trying to roll out the new, updated page sometime this week.

Today’s never ending freebie is the free Dove Daily Treatment conditioner offer. I swear, at this point, my hair is the most conditioned part of my body. It should be running marathons or impressing people at the bar.

[thanks Robin!]

There’s no way I’d be able to redeem these 10 free Pampers Gifts to Grow points without copy & paste. Who in their right mind could remember code 4XGHB4HPE7PB7NK? I have enough trouble remembering my own address. That’s why I haven’t been home in six years. I just keep a sleeping bag in my truck and move to a new home every time I run an errand.

If you’re already a member of Pamper’s site, then use this link to head straight to the log-in page. Otherwise, use the first link to sign up!

EDIT: It appears that we overwhelmed their supply. Bummer.

There’s a tiny blue “free sample” link at the bottom of this page that will net you a free Nordic Naturals Wellness, Sport, or Pet pack. I have no idea what any of those are. I know Nordic refers to the northern countries in Europe. And there’s that NordicTrack infomercial I see every few days. So … I’m just gonna slowly back away from the keyboard now and hope nobody notices.

[thanks Deal Seeking Mom!]

EDIT: This is no longer available.

Do we really have a free Fiber Choice? I like keeping my options open just as much as the next guy, but what choice do we really have here? It’s either fiber or no fiber. I want a variety of fiber to choose from! It takes me half an hour to pick out which loaf of bread I want each week, so at a minimum I should have the option between chocolate fiber or double strawberry swirl fiber.

Wait, fiber is code word for ice cream, right?

[thanks Dina!]

How have I not memorized the fact that June 3 is National Donut Day? Both LaMar’s Donuts and Krispy Kreme will give away free donuts this Friday, so swing by and enjoy your daily caloric intake in 60 glorious seconds!

[thanks to everyone who sent this in!]

There have been an unusually high number of limited freebies this week, so it’s time we drop in on a few of our tried and true freebies. First up, the ol’ free Aveeno Nourish+ shampoo. The plus stands for “plus we’re gonna throw in a random mathematical symbol for no apparent reason to drive those of you with OCD a little insane.” Wasn’t that nice of them?

EDIT #3: Aaaaannnnnd it’s dead again.

5 year old Goob wouldn’t have understood what was so special about free Pull-Ups flushable moist wipes. To him, everything was flushable! Army men, crayons, pet toys, a search and rescue squad of army men to find the first platoon, Mom’s watch, Dad’s saxophone reeds. At one point I tried to flush myself in order to hide from Mom and Dad’s wrath, but that plan didn’t work out so well.

I wanted to point out that you’re not supposed to print the image above and use it as a coupon. The image is a picture of my coupon from months ago and is only included to show that the freebie exists. When it comes to birthday freebies, there is so much misinformation out there that I wanted to show definitive proof for freebies that were legit.

With that said, here’s On The Border birthday freebie. I have no idea what a Dip Trio is and frankly, after taking one look at that brownie sundae above, I don’t care. As the famous philosopher Sir Reginald Goob once said, a sugary treat in the hand is worth a trio in the oven.

Signup Freebie: Bowl of original queso or sopapillas with the purchase of one entree.
Birthday Freebie: Free Dip Trio or Brownie Sundae

Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!

EDIT: They’ve run out of freebies.

Vocalpoint is giving away a free $10 Craftsmen C3 Tool gift card. This is sure to go fast since Father’s Day is on the horizon. I plan on using mine to buy a hammer that will only be used to open walnuts and kill bugs.

Only Vocalpoint members are eligible, but they periodically give away great freebies, so I’d suggest signing up. When doing so, if you happen to have a Y chromosome, lie and say you’re of the XX variety. I don’t know what they have against us guys, but if you admit to being able to grow a shaggy beard, they’ll kick you out of the club.