Free Martha Stewart Living Subscription

Posted on 05.10.2011 at 12:08 pm by in Magazines

EDIT: We Hiffed it.

You have to take a silly survey on your breakfast habits to get this free Martha Stewart Living magazine subscription. At the end, they ask you to review your four favorite breakfast foods, so here’s a little tip: just BS. If you’re putting any thought into it, you’re working too hard. Each of the “reviews” has to be 25 words in length, so I usually put something like:

I love Special K cereal because it’s healthy and tasty and easy to make. Plus I get to use the fancy china from my wedding because breakfast is such a special occasion to me!

Boom, 34 words, it makes no sense, and it only took 20 seconds to write!





:: 22 Comments About This Freebie ::

  1. #1 Audrey | May 10th, 2011 at 12:24 pm

    Eggs are one of my favorite things to cook and eat!! they taste delicious and have the protein I need to keep me energized all day! Plus, it gives me an excuse to eat bacon.

  2. #2 Audrey | May 10th, 2011 at 12:25 pm

    btw, i ? you goob :D

  3. #3 Audrey | May 10th, 2011 at 12:26 pm

    that ? is supposed to be an alt 3

  4. #4 tazie | May 10th, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    Yay, thanks Goob– been waiting for Martha Stewart Living! You rock!

  5. #5 Jeff | May 10th, 2011 at 12:53 pm

    Bagels are kind of like donuts except that they are not really donuts because they are bagels but sometimes I like to get bagels and pretend that they are donuts.

  6. #6 Jeff | May 10th, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    I like eggs because they come from chickens butts and I think chickens taste good so by proxy eggs must taste good. Humpty Dumpty was an egg and he fell off a wall but nobody ate him.

  7. #7 Aimee | May 10th, 2011 at 12:59 pm

    Here are some you can c&p for the reviews.

    Donuts are a yummy morning breakfast but they are not a very healthy option. I enjoy them every so often as something different to have. The sweetness is a great way to start the day.

    Cereal is a good quick breakfast food. Easy to prepare and there are lots of different options. It is fun to eat kids cereal. Healthy cereal is good for you and a good option when you are in a hurry.

    Eggs are a good source of protein and a good choice for me for breakfast. I can prepare them in various ways and they are healthy. I enjoy having eggs for breakfast but sometimes they are not as convenient.

  8. #8 Sandy | May 10th, 2011 at 01:06 pm

    Thanks Goob, I also have been waiting for Martha Stewart Living!

  9. #9 Jessica | May 10th, 2011 at 01:10 pm

    I’ll just leave these here for you…

    Toast is awesome. It’s so crunchy. Whoever invented warm, crunchy bread was clearly the Einstein of his day. Bravo, sir. Bravo. I might invent a time machine just so I can shake your hand.

    Fruit is delightful. It’s so… fruity. It tastes like maybe I won’t die from a heart attack at the age of 50. Now just to figure out how to make cake and candy purely out of fruit. THEN I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD… erm. I mean. Fruit is good.

    Ah, pancakes. How you delight me. With your fluffy, syrup covered goodness. You’re always there for me. Really. Even after I’m done, I’m sticky for like, five hours…

    Doughnuts.. Oh you fiend you. So yummy, yet so bad for me. Kind of like TMZ. Whenever I try to quit, you just keep pulling me back. You’re a tricksy little hobbit, aren’t you?

  10. #10 Jessica | May 10th, 2011 at 01:11 pm

    AW after all that creativity, the reward is no longer available. Alas, I am once again beaten by the man.

  11. #11 carrie | May 10th, 2011 at 01:12 pm

    it says the reward is unavailable??? :(

  12. #12 LuLu | May 10th, 2011 at 01:13 pm

    I love bagels because they are round and tasty. They also have a neat little hole in the center where you can insert an egg. BAM – instant healthy breakfast!

    Toast is a simple, easy to make breakfast. I have an infant andnever have time to make a big meal. With toast, all you do is put the bread in the toaster, wait a minute or so and viola!! TOAST. Slap on some butter and….Yum!

  13. #13 LuLu | May 10th, 2011 at 01:13 pm

    All that and…. no more free offer. OH BLAH!

  14. #14 susie hardesty | May 10th, 2011 at 01:17 pm

    The offer for Martha Stewart is gone…now offering Bloomberg Report…darn!!!

  15. #15 leslie | May 10th, 2011 at 01:17 pm

    after all that, the deal is unavailable :(

  16. #16 Dana | May 10th, 2011 at 01:29 pm

    I clicked the link and got “This reward is unavailable” … did I miss it already?

  17. #17 Megan Lallathin | May 10th, 2011 at 01:41 pm

    Unavailable : (

  18. #18 Susan | May 10th, 2011 at 02:00 pm

    I missed it to. But the previous posts are hilarious!

  19. #19 techkim | May 10th, 2011 at 03:10 pm

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I wanted this badly. I wasn’t even that late from your post. How many got it, two? I am going in the corner and now pout about breakfast foods. :)

  20. #20 sab | May 10th, 2011 at 07:05 pm

    I like pancakes made with buttermilk they are so tender and good tasting> I also like to eat bananas with peanut butter a great snack and a good morning filler

  21. #21 Kari | May 10th, 2011 at 10:05 pm

    Unavailable. Bummer!

  22. #22 Lori | May 11th, 2011 at 04:49 pm

    Another one I wanted badly and it’s been out everytime I’ve tried to get it. I don’t get why I’m always too late on things I want so much.



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