Archive for May 2011


Deal: Lady Gaga Album for $1

EDIT: Looks like the sale was for one day only, so this deal is dead.

Lada Gaga’s new album dropped today (forgive me for using that phrase) and Amazon has it priced for only $1. I was first introduced to Mrs. Toddler Talk on this weekend’s SNL and if she puts even half as much energy into her music as she does finding weird hats, then I’m sure this will be excellent.

Amazon’s servers are being slammed right now, so you’ll probably have trouble downloading it immediately. However they promise everybody who buys it will get it, most likely by tonight.

[thanks Kyle!]

Free Garnier Moisture Rescue

EDIT: This is no longer available.

Target is offering free Garnier Moisture Rescue which is a week too late for me. I’m wrapping up a trip that included me swimming in the Atlantic and finding myself in need of rescue. Not from the ocean but from some kids on body boards. Their taunts were so mean!

Free MojoMilk

EDIT: They’ve changed this offer so that it now requires a shipping fee. To heck with that.

You’re suposed to share this free MojoMilk offer either on Facebook or Twitter in order to get the freebie. However, the confirmation message appears immediately after submitting the form, so I canceled out of the popup window.

Now for the important question: what the heck is MojoMilk? Chocolate milk has chocolate, strawberry milk contains strawberries, so I can only assume MojoMilk is packed full of mojo for when you’re a little off your game.

Great American Cookie Birthday Freebie

Great American Cookies Birthday Freebie

The Great American Cookie birthday freebie knows how to celebrate. Sugary food? Check. Sugary drink? Check. All that’s missing is a side order of sugar.

Signup Freebie: Coupon for a BOGO regular cookie.
Birthday Freebie: Free cookie cake slice with the purchase of a soda

Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!

Free Nature’s Bounty Fish Oil

Very few freebie forms contain a salutations field, but this free Nature’s Bounty fish oil is one of the exceptions. I enjoy it because it’s the only time I get to go by Dr. Goob.

Free Playtex Sport Body Wipes & Tampons

Let me guess – these free Playtex Sport body wipes are only big enough to cover 1/100th of our body. Is it too much to ask for a body wipe as big as a beach towel?

After I signed up, there was a reminder of the old free Playtex Sport tampons as well. I posted that before, no? Well, if not, I just did.

bd’s Mongolian Grill Birthday Freebie

bd's Mongolian Grill Birthday Freebie

I probably would have named bd’s Mongolian Grill’s birthday freebie something different. I keep picturing a waiter with beady eyes and a sly smirk that hints at how he messed with my food.

Signup Freebie: $5 coupon
Birthday Freebie: Free stir-fry meal

Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!

Wrigley’s Summer Contest

There are 160,000 prizes for Wrigley Jr.’s Non-Stop Summer Fun Instant Win Game, which means at least three of us should win something. Maybe four. To the prizes!

  • (114) $100 Summer Fun Bucks
  • (25) Pair of Six Flag Theme Park Adult Admission Tickets
  • (1,000) $25 Summer Fun Bucks
  • (2,000) $10 Summer Fun Bucks
  • (31,021) $5 Summer Fun Bucks (That’s an odd number)
  • (130,000) FREE Single Size Starburst, Skittles or Lifesavers Gummies Coupon

There’s no purchase necessary as you can use codes JKJ736WWR4 and P75D533ED2 up to three times per day through September. I didn’t win anything except for a message that said “at least it’s not snowing.” Oh really? What if I happened to be in Antartica right now? (I’m not) What if I really enjoyed snow? (I really don’t)

Free Rachel Ray Dog Food

It always seems like I just posted this free Rachel Ray Nutrish dog food and yet a stroll through the archives says it’s been over a year. Go figure. However this post is more for new users since you won’t be able to sign up if you’ve requested this in the past.

The final question asks where you heard about this from and “Crazy Awesome Freebie Site” isn’t an option. I went with “Friend/Family” since I count myself as a friend. Even though I constantly get in my own way and shoot myself in the foot, there’s no way I could stop hanging out with me. Right? I’m stuck with myself? Okay, that’s what I thought.

Free DHC Skin Care Product

This free DHC skin care product sounds like it’s coming from some government agency. The Department of Healthy Cheeks. We’ll get a mystery sample and have to decide if it goes on our face or bum.