Freebies and free stuff

So let me get this straight. The Planet Smoothie birthday freebie is for a free smoothie and not a free planet? I hope somebody got fired for that oversight.

Signup Freebie: Nothing
Birthday Freebie: Free small smoothie.

Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!

EDIT: Yep, we Hiffed it.

I support free Philosophy Miracle Worker eye cream because it’s always good to have this sort of approach in life. Get a philosophy about something and if that fails, you hang your hat on a miracle saving your butt. It’s the exact foundation I use for all my investment decisions. I figure the world will always needs pizza boxes, so how could I go wrong buying up used ones at a discounted price?

I’d say Houlihan’s birthday freebie is one of the better ones I’ve posted so far during this series. Sure, I always appreciate a free sugary dessert, but do you realize what else you could buy with a $15 certificate to spend? No, forget about an entree, I’m talking about multiple free sugary desserts!

Signup Freebie: Free appetizer.
Birthday Freebie: Free menu item up to $15.

Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!

It was while eating my daily breakfast of fresh eggs, bacon, and hand-squeezed orange juice leftover pizza that I found this free ALPO prime cuts dog food on Facebook. It’s a sad state of affairs when you’re almost jealous of what your pets gets to eat.

After liking them, click on the coupon image and you’ll be taken to the signup form.

You’re supposed to like Sebamed on Facebook in order to get this free Sebamd liquid face & body wash, but since I linked to two sites and have a mischievous tone in my voice, that should tell you all you need to know.

EDIT: This is no longer available.

The old free Shout color catcher offer is back. Or maybe it never went away to begin with. I’m not the most attentive person in the world as my current outfit attests. I have no idea how this skirt got into my wardrobe or how I came to wear it.

You can get a free L’Oreal Youth Code by clicking “Special Offers & Savings” in the lower left. You’ll then have to create an account, or if you’ve signed up for a L’Oreal freebie before, log into your account.

I have to admit to being dissapointed. I thought this was an actual code I could type into my computer before downloading the freebie to my body. Isn’t that the reason wifi was invented?

Use code MONDAYFUN to get a free Blockbuster Express rental code for today, May 16, only. Make sure you get a $1 movie and not the $2.99 new releases. Well, you can get a new release, but this code won’t work for it.

See, the world is just full of fun-filled options.

[thanks to everybody who sent this in!]

Not only can you get a free quart of Glidden paint, but I’ll also send you directions to my place so you can paint it for me. I’m thinking hot pink in the bedroom with lightning bolts down the hallway.

The site is crawling right now, but they’ve been posting on Facebook about how they’re working to improve the speed.

EDIT: This is no longer available.

If this link for free Garnier Anti-Dandruff Intense Cleanse shampoo and conditioner doesn’t work, then try copying and pasting the one below.

http://www.startsampling.com/sm/fructisadcc101717/

You’d think by now shampoo would have learned a new trick. Great, it fights dandruff, but when will it learn to style my hair or trim my neck? Even my dog learns a new trick every year and I’m not talking about the smart one. I’m referring to the one who has been licking the same spot of carpet for the past 40 minutes.