Freebies and free stuff

Like them on Facebook and get a free Captain D’s sandwich. Well, you get a coupon. It’d be hard for them to send you an actual sandwich, especially if they stayed true to their brand and tried to sail it to you.

Thanks to Jay for posting this to HIF’s Facebook page. You should come hang out with 57,000 other Hiffers, many of whom find freebies far quicker than yours truly.

You can print a coupon for a free full size carton of Lactiad Half & Half creamer. We all know the milk half comes from a cow, so where does the cream half come from? Are there mutant bovines roaming the wild that we don’t know about?

This is a printed coupon, but if your printer is acting up, there’s an option to have it mailed to you the old fashion way.

EDIT: This offer has now ended.

Too bad these free sunflower seeds are meant for planting, not eating. In order to get them, look for the image above (it’s in the lower left) and upon clicking it, your email program will open. Send them you name and address and you’re all set!

EDIT: This is no longer available.

The next time you’re kept awake at night worrying over the condition of your soil, you’ll be happy when you finally remember signing up for this free soil pH kit. On second though, you might want to look into a prescription of Ambien.

EDIT: These are no longer available.

There are half a million free Downy Unstopables samples being given away right now. Usually I’d rant about Downy announcing this offer ahead on time, but with 500,000 samples being offered, there’s no way you’ll miss out on this.

Now the question is what are these suposed to be stopping? Stains? Crazy ex-girlfriends? Myself from eating an entire pan of brownies? There are so many options!

There’s a survey out that will net you 25 free Disney Movie Rewards points.

[thanks to everyone who sent this in!]

EDIT: Hiffed

If the Aussie shampoo wasn’t enough for you, the same parent company is offering a coupon for a free full sized bottle of Herbal Essence shampoo. It’s also a Facebook offer, so be sure to check out my old guide on how to remove Facebook apps from your profile after signing up for a freebie.

[thanks again to Erika for posting this on HIF's Facebook page!]

EDIT: Hiffed

There’s a Facebook campaign where you can get a coupon for a free full sized bottle of Aussie shampoo. I lived in Australia for a period and I can’t vouch for their shampoo being anything special, but they sure did have some good beer. So the moral of the story is I hope this is a bottle of beer.

[thanks to Erika for posting this on HIF's Facebook page!]

EDIT: This is no longer available.

I still don’t understand if this free Milani lipstick is a contest or if the first 25,000 people who sign up get a freebie. Either way, go enter on Facebook and who knows, maybe you’ll get to color your lips for free in six to eight weeks.

[thanks to Susan who posted this on HIF's Facebook page!]

I have no idea what a spumoni sundae is, but how awful could a sundae be? As long as it has zero vegetables in it, I’m down to eat my Spaghetti Warehouse birthday freebie.

Signup Freebie: Free appetizer with the purchase of an entree.
Birthday Freebie: Free spaghetti entree and spumoni sundae.

I swear I’m almost ready to launch the new birthday page. I’ve been reaching out to a final few companies on Twitter in an effort to confirm their birthday freebie. If anybody wants to help me hound a few companies that are avoiding me (Applebees and Chipotle, just to name a few), I’m sure that could be arranged!