Mmm, I can’t wait to try my free Lisanatti Foods almond cheeze mozzarella style chunks. Nothing says quality product like a purposefully misspelled name!
Somebody explain to me how they make cheese from almonds. I just learned about almond milk the other day and … how?! I eat a ton of almonds and not once have I bitten into one only to discover a hidden dairy product.
If those 40 free iTunes songs weren’t enough for you, here’s a free 13 song Spring Cleaning Sampler as well as a free live Dave Matthews Band song. Hey, I’ve actually heard of Dave Matthews before! So long prune juice and old robe, hello energy water and bellbottoms! Or whatever it is young people eat and drink. I was actually getting used to the prune juice.
[thanks Penny Pinchin' Mom!]
EDIT: If you’re reading this, then that’s a big ol’ swing and a miss!
The free Tide Stain Release offer is back and they’ve upped the available supply to 20,000. If you strike out yet again, that will be like ten times in a row. With numbers like those, you’re fast approaching my career high school batting average.
If you rely solely on freebies for all your body products, then the six to eight week wait for free Nuvo condoms might seem a little longer than normal.
The phone number field is required, but to heck with that. Give them a bogus number. The last thing I need is random texts about condoms.
Too bad you don’t get to pick which 40 free iTunes songs you download. Southwest Airlines is celebrating its 40th birthday (really?) and has decided to give away 40 songs from various artists that I’ve never heard of. I feel old. I guess this means I have to drink prune juice and wear a tattered robe all day.
[thanks Saving with Shellie!]
EDIT: Looks like this is no longer available.
I wasn’t sure which two free IMAN cosmetic shades to go with, so I held a photo of myself next to my computer for half an hour. Then I remembered I’m a dude, so I picked two at random. That certainly made things easier!
Today’s old freebie that’s still alive is free Miracle Whip. Last time, people were all the quick to point out that this is not mayonnaise. Apparently it’s not disgusting enough to earn that coveted classification.
I’ve got a million appointments this afternoon, so the rest of today’s freebies probably won’t be posted until this evening.
These free Arm & Hammer toothpaste links never seem to work, so you’ll probably have to copy / paste the link below. If you’ve requested an Arm & Hammer freebie in the past, you’ll need to use a different email address.
http://ahswitch.com/
I like the way that link looks. I read it as “AHHHHH, switch!”
[thanks Christina!]
Now that’s the perfect amount of freebies. A bit of reading material, enough coffee to stir a small elephant, and some random shampoo. Anybody else have what they considered to be a good week?
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