Freebies and free stuff

EDIT: This is no longer available.

Sam’s Club members with a valid 9 digit membership ID or non-members who can manage to type 9 numbers in a row can get free Huggies Supreme Wipes. I like to imagine these were originally developed for Supreme Court Judges, kind of like the only reason we have Tang is thanks to astronauts.

You’ll have to wait for this offer to appear or hit the third circle from the left.

EDIT: It looks like we kindly killed this offer.

You’re supposed to send this offer for a free Kind bar to a friend, but what’s to stop you from sending it to yourself? I’ve always considered myself my best friend. I even got us matching BFF lockets. I think they bring out our eyes.

I fee like I’ve made this joke before in some fashion.

There’s a Facebook offer for a free full bottle of Pantene shampoo via a coupon. They’ll mail out the coupon and there are 454,000 being given away, so we all should have no trouble getting one.

I tend to use my shampoo freebies on my dogs whenever I’m out of dog shampoo. So … does that work both ways?

[thanks Tabatha!]

Here’s a nice deal for anybody who loves unhealthy healthy drinks. McDonald’s is offering a BOGO coupon for one free Strawberry Lemonade, Frappé or Real Fruit Smoothie. The coupon is sneakily hidden behind the orange Pineapple Mango drink. Click it and you’ll see an option to print the coupon.

[thanks Robin!]

The Hiffers spoke and made it known they like these Pampers Gifts to Grow points, so here’s code WELLCABABYEMAIL worth 10 points.

But that’s not it! Turns out if you log into your RecycleBank account, you can get a bunch of points. The opportunities are different for everybody, but click on the “earn points” and look around. If you see a quiz being offer, take it and you’ll get anywhere from 25-50 points.

I’ve burned through a ton of airline miles recently, so I’m hoping these Huggies Enjoy the Ride Rewards points can be exchanged for more. I’m willing to wear a Huggies suit made of diapers to help offset the cost.

5 Point Codes
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1 Point Codes
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If you’d like a free Amazon $2 MP3 credit, go to that link and enter code CLOUDMP3.

This was an insanely popular offer when I previously posted it. Amazon shows me what people have bought (not who bought it though, so your purchases are totally anonymous) and I have to say there was a ton of Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga picked up last time. Considering HIF was recently named in Seventeen magazine, I guess that makes sense. Turns out teenage girls don’t listen to Foo Fighters or The National. But how about Bon Iver? Florence and the Machine? They were both on The Colbert Report last week, that means they have to be hip and cool!

I could eat free Honey Nut Cheerios by the gallons. Those 50 gallon drums, to be exact. Fill one up with Honey Nut Cheerios, hook up a hose of milk, and I’ll have that baby polished in a few hours followed by a handy stomach pump!

I almost overlooked this free Shout Wipes samples on Facebook because I assumed it was the same Shout offer that’s been around forever. But it’s not! It’s new! Oh crap, I’m stuck using unnecessary exclamation marks!

Here’s an idea: sign up for these, take them with you to Sticky Fingers on your birthday, and crisis averted.

There’s a Facebook offer valid today only for two free Quest Low Carb protein bars via coupon.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in on Facebook! Seriously, you should join the other 56,000 Hiffers and like Hey, It’s Free! It’s like HIF on steroids – all the freebies you see here plus the occasional jibe from myself whenever I get particularly aggravated or inspired.

And if you still can’t get enough of my stupid ramblings, there’s always my Goob profile page!