Freebies and free stuff

I think this free Mott’s for Tots applejuice offer is back. A few Hiffers on Twitter reported being able to sign up for it again today.

I know it seems like we go through this every time, but Vocalpoint only wants members who have had kids themselves, not stood idly by to watch in terror and not know what else to do. Hopefully you can figure out which demographic I’m talking about here.

EDIT: They’ve run out of samples.

Only the first 44,000 people will get a free Fekkai Glossing shampoo and this has been going on for a while, so they probably don’t have many left. It’s a Facebook offer, so be warned!

EDIT: This offer is now dead.

I purposefully left out “dog” from the free Pawfect Peanut Butter treat title above. Deep down I’m hoping somebody unexpectedly eats these, thus fulfilling my 28 year dream.

EDIT: Remember, you’re supposed to sign up at Sticky Finger’s site in order to get the coupon, not print the image above.

The Sticky Fingers birthday freebie brought me back to my college days. I used to eat there religiously. Literally. I found the best ribs were had Sunday morning while the rest of town was in church. Who says you don’t learn life lessons in college anymore?

Signup Freebie: Free appetizer with the purchase of any entree.
Birthday Freebie: This might be my favorite offer yet. You get a free half-slab of ribs or any other menu item priced up to $13.99.

Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!

EDIT: This is no longer available.

I know some people enjoy these free Soyjoy fruit bars, but not me. I’d say they taste like cardboard, but that would be an insult to cardboard everywhere. Trust me. As a kid, I ate my fair share of processed paper products.

[thanks to everyone who sent this in!]

EDIT: This is no longer a valid code.

Here’s today’s free Pampers Gifts to Grow code for 10 points. It’s TWITTERSPLASHER and I wonder how much longer they’re gonna keep doing this. I’m kind of Pampered out.

Vocalpoint is giving away free Glad ForceFlex OdorShield with Febreeze trash bags to people needing someplace to put their garbage. Good luck holding it for the next 5-7 weeks.

EDIT: This is no longer available.

Finally, we have a magical freebie! That’s the only way to explain the banner image for this free Crest ProHealth Clinical rinse, paste and floss from Walmart. I’m going to be sorely disappointed if this freebie doesn’t grant me superhuman powers. At the very least, I expect a

Not all for the same person. That’d be unfair (unless it was me).

In addition to the Wrigley summer contest, there’s a Pick Your Pause contest where 250,000 free Twix bars will be handed out. You can play once a day and there’s no purchase necessary since you can get a free entry code.

Good luck!

Here’s another free Pampers Gifts to Grow code (TWITTERBOTLEPAC) that I missed getting out in today’s newsletter because I was watching the Mariners lose 1-0. You’ve got to love baseball. It’s the only activity that makes me want to stab myself with a spoon 162 times a year.