Freebies and free stuff

EDIT: I think this code was only valid for 24 hours, so it’s now dead.

I’m working on like 3 hours of sleep over the last 700 hours. Or something like that. I’ve lost the capacity for basic math, though some would argue I never had it to begin with.

Before I meander any further, take this code (Face200) for 25 free Disney Movie Rewards points and run. Otherwise I’ll talk your ear off in a contest to see which one of us falls asleep first.

[thanks to everyone who sent this in!]

This free Head & Shoulders 2-in-1 Hair Endurance for men is totally different than the women version. Because this one says “for men” at the end instead of “for women.” See?

It’s a Facebook freebie and only available to the first 25,000 people who request it.

EDIT: This is no longer available.

Best of luck signing up for free Estee Lauder Even Skintone Illuminator. I don’t know who designed this page, but they should be fired. The page is so buggy, I expect my sister to be terrified of it.

I held off on posting this for a few hours because it didn’t look legit, but turns out it’s just an offer being run through their Facebook page. In hindsight, I probably should have checked there sooner.

EDIT: This is no longer available.

I’m no tot, but I’m a sucker for rhymes so this free Mott’s for Tots apple juice is right in my wheelhouse.

If you don’t have a Vocalpoint account, you should apply for one today. They give out some great freebies, but they only allow moms to join their site. That’s females. With children. Got it? I’d try to wink but I know I’d end up knocking my contacts out.

EDIT: I believe this offer is now dead.

Text Mary Kay3 to 76477 and you’ll receive a free full size Mary Kay Lash Love mascara. If you get a message saying they’re out of samples, try changing the number. Mary Kay1 and Mary Kay2 were the codes earlier today, so try and guess what the next super secret code might be.

I already have super long eyelashes, so I doubt I’ll be able to use this. Well, that, and the fact that I’m a guy whose dressing up in drag days are long behind him.

It’s been awhile since I posted a free magazine subscription roundup. Some of the offers below are brand new, like the Muscle & Fitness and Wall Street Journal (which isn’t a magazine, so sue me). Others are old as dirt. Apparently Forbes is so boring they can’t even give them all away.

• Free Muscle & Fitness magazine subscription
• Free Forbes magazine subscription
• Free Entrepreneur magazine subscription
• Free Bloomberg Businessweek magazine subscription
• Free Ebony magazine subscription
• Free Wall Street Journal newspaper subscription

There are some others out there, but I’ve grown to only trust magazine freebies from RewardsGold.

Walgreens is offering a free 8×10 photo collage through Saturday, June 18, via code 1FREEBIE.

Make sure you opt for in-store pickup so you don’t get charged a shipping fee.

[thanks to everyone who sent this in!]

EDIT: It looks like these are gone now.

When signing up for this free Crest Complete sample pack from Oprah (don’t ask), you need to (A) pretend you watch OWN Network, (B) deny the existence of male genitalia, (C) say you have children, (D) say that you consider yourself the household CEO (wtf?!), and (E) take out my trash. I made one of those up. I really wish it was the household CEO part.

Seriously though, what the frak do companies have against dudes getting freebies? My alter ego Goobina gets more freebies than I do at this point.

Staples has a coupon for 100 free black & white business cards for anybody who wants them. Maybe your current job is too cheap to get new ones or maybe, like me, you want 100 cards with your name, number, and a random title on it. I’m still deciding between “Honorary Captain Planet Member” and “Heir to Mount Rushmore.”

The coupon is valid through June 18.

EDIT #2: They’ve run out of samples.

EDIT: Hahaha, I forgot the link. It’s there now. However their site is a bit swamped now, so try refreshing it in a minute or two.

The first 10,000 people to like them on Facebook will receive a free Milani Baked Blush. What are you still doing here, there’s no time for a joke!