Archive for June 2011


CVS: Free Hershey’s Delight Chocolate Bar

EDIT: It looks like all the coupons have been printed.

CVS and Coupons.com have teamed up to offer a coupon for one free Hershey’s Air Delight Aerated milk chocolate bar. But here’s a little secret. You can print the coupon twice by hitting your browser’s back button after the first one prints. That’s 200% more free chocolate than you currently have and it comes with free air!

This offer has made my day. Don’t ever let it be said that I’m not a man of simple pleasures.

Free Avon Anew Solar Advance Sunscreen

Make sure you use a junk, freebie email for this free Avon Anew Solar Advance sunscreen face lotion SPF 45 offer since it promises to sign you up for all sorts of craptastic newsletters. Then again, you should be using a junk email address for every freebie. Everyone knows that ole’ Rule #1.

I still don’t get why “No Murdering People!” isn’t the first rule. *shrug* I didn’t make the list.

The page is a bit overwhelmed, so try again if you don’t get a confirmation message.

Freebies Received: Week #71

Freebies from Hey, It's Free!

Hey hey! A clothing freebie that actually came! Too bad none of last weeks freebies are still available.

Freebies Received

  • Bacardi t-shirt
  • Matrix Biolage Creme Masque
  • Garnier Fructis Pure Clean shampoo
  • Osteo Bi-Flex One Per Day
  • July 2011 issue of Cosmopolitan magazine
  • June 2011 issue of Martha Stewart Living magazine
  • July 2011 issue of Martha Stewart Living magazine
  • July 2011 issue of AFAR magazine
  • June 13, 2011 issue of Sports Illustrated magazine
  • June 20 & 27, 2011 issue of Jet magazine
  • June 13 & 20, 2011 issue of Newsweek magazine
  • June 3, 2011 issue of Golf Week magazine
  • June 10, 2011 issue of Golf Week magazine
  • July 2011 issue of Architectural Digest
  • June 13, 2011 issue of Barron’s magazine
  • One weeks worth of Wall Street Journal newspapers.

I like the Cosmo teaser “What Men Crave in July.” You know, I crave a lot of things, but none of them are monthly specific.

Free $50 Publix Coupon Booklet

I don’t typically publish regional offers, but this free $50 Publix coupon booklet is too good to pass up. If you live near one in the southeast, sign up for the book and thank me later. Actually, thank me now. I’m about to try my hand at cooking and there’s no guarantee I’ll survive the night.

[thanks Jean!]

Smokey Bones Birthday Freebie

Smokey Bones Birthday Freebie

I’m wary of any place whose name is associated with death. Sure, a Smokey Bones birthday freebie might be nice, but do you know how many people want me dead? Well, none that I know of, but I once stole Timmy Johnson’s cupcake in the 3rd grade. I’m sure he’s still plotting his revenge.

Signup Freebie: Free appetizer.
Birthday Freebie: $5 coupon.

Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!

Free Ocean Spray Sparkling Juice Drink

The free Ocean Spray Sparkling Juice Drink offer from last month is available again for those who missed it. It’s nice that Ocean Spray is looking out for their customers by offering this for a third time, but at the same time I now have to make a third joke about this. So … um. Like, something about oceans. Maybe how I’ve never been able to successfully drink ocean water and then I’d close with a riff on how stupid I am.

Eh, close enough.

Free Magic Wallet

This free magic wallet is a tobacco freebie, so the standard caveats apply. After creating an account, click on “promotions” and viola, you’ve got a magic wallet. Although I’d argue it’s only truly magic if it makes money appear overnight.

[thanks Jessica!]

Reminder: Free TinyPrints Card

The free TinyPrints Father’s Day card offer from last week has been extended until Monday at 3:00pm EST. If you’re not in the market for a Father’s Day card, why not think outside the box and get something for the next holiday. I was going to get a birthday card for one of my siblings, but I figured I’d need a “Dear Neighbor, sorry I accidentally beat up your garbage can during a 3am sleep-karate battle” card sooner.

Code FREEFD is for a free card and free shipping as long as you send it to yourself. If you ship it to a different address than your own, it’ll cost $0.44.

Free Kindle Books

I bought a Kindle last summer and promptly let it gather dust in my desk for a few months. Flash forward to January. I get snowed in, the power goes out, and I discover my impulse buy while rooting around for candles. I haven’t put it down since. I’m the only person who gets addicted to an electronic device during a power outage.

Luckily I’m not lacking for stuff to read thanks to all the free Kindle books that are available. They add a few dozen every week and it can honestly get overwhelming to go through them all. You can check out the top 100 Best Selling free Kindle books, but make sure you’re looking at the ones in the right column.

And remember, you don’t actually have to own a Kindle. You can download the free app to your PC, Mac, iPhone, and Android, among others.

OfficeMax: Free Sharpie Highlighters

Free Sharpie Highlighters

From now through June 18, you can get a free 5-pack of Sharpie highlighters at OfficeMax. In order to see the offer, click on “Access Bonus Coupons” in the top right and then print the offer. However that ends up printing that whole darn page, which is beyond idiotic. You can instead print the image above and hope they take it.

You might want to call ahead to make sure they have some in stock before heading out.