Archive for July 2011


Free Real Gains Sample

Wow, has it really been 3 months since I’ve signed on? Geez…

Well, while I have plenty of amazing stories for other times (including my fist-bumping cat and a 2500 mile roadtrip), I sadly wish that this free Real Gains sample didn’t make me think of the weight I’ve put on since my move. Ah well, with a lot more walking at work? I’m sure it’ll be gone again in no time…

(But not me, because I’m back, folks!)

Free Poise Hourglass Pads

It’s Friday night and I’m home trying to come up with jokes for free Poise Hourglass pads. I wish I knew where things went so very, very wrong. At least in a few weeks I’ll have a backup for the timer to Boggle.

5 Free Huggies Enjoy the Ride Points

Free Huggies Enjoy the Ride Codes

Do you collect Huggies Enjoy the Ride Rewards points? I guess collect isn’t the best word. I don’t see many people framing their Huggies codes and hanging them next to their rare coins or eighteenth century milk jugs. That said, I now feel compelled to print out BKZRQ-KHCFK-QWPGB and get this weird, new hobby going. Who’s with me?

[thank Andrew!]

Free Huggies Snug & Dry Diapers

I know I recently posted these free Huggies Snug & Dry diapers, but this is a new link from Walmart. I guess Walmart didn’t appreciate Target being the only company to offer this freebie. I bet their Freebie Division went to Defcon 3 when they noticed Target was offering a unique sample.

Or, more likely, Walmart doesn’t care what Target does and simply received a pallet of diapers from Huggies. No matter how hard I try, the world of freebies are never as interesting as my preferred carrer in international espionage.

Coupon: Free Eggland’s Best Product?

EDIT: Well, (A) this is now expired and (B) the coupon was only for $0.50/2, so you didn’t miss much.

I love using question marks in titles. They’re the perfect, succinct symbol to display my ineptitude. Is this free Eggland’s Best coupon for a free product or just a regular coupon? Who knows! But in this time of need, as we suffer through what I’m sure future scholars will refer to as The Great Freebie Drought of Aught-Eleven, any potential freebie is good enough for me.

You have to add an app to your Facebook account, then click “like,” and then give them your address since they’re mailing out the coupons (no wasted ink!). And as always, here is how to get rid of those Facebook apps from your account.

[thanks Kimberly!]

Juice It Up Birthday Freebie

Juice It Up Birthday Freebie

I know I’ve said it already, but it keeps popping up in the comments and my inbox – you are NOT supposed to print the images included in these birthday freebies posts. They’re not coupons for you to use, but instead images of the coupons I received earlier in the year. So why do I post them? Because there is so much misinformation floating around the Internet when it comes to birthday freebies. The whole point of this series is to prove with hard evidence which restaurants offer birthday freebies and what those freebies are.

That said, here’s the Juice It Up birthday freebie! Red Lobster, take notice. This is how you do a birthday freebie.

Signup Freebie: Free BOGO 24 oz. smoothie.
Birthday Freebie: Free BOGO 24 oz. smoothie.

Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!

Free RecycleBank Points

Want some more RecycleBank points? After you login, head to the “Earn Points” section and look around at all the offers. I was able to take a Pampers quiz for 25 points, answer random questions on the right sidebar for 5 points each, and then make some weird “staycation” (I hate that word) pledge for another 40 points. Make sure you’re already logged in and then click the top right tab to get started with that last offer.

Looks like the good freebies have dried up again. If you know of any ancient Native American Freebie Dances, now’s the time to start busting some moves.

[thanks Terri and Manda!]

Red Lobster Birthday Freebie

Red Lobster Birthday Freebie

This Red Lobster birthday freebie is kind of lame. $5 off two adult entrees? What about those of us who are single or misanthropic? Sometimes I go out to eat with people and all they want to do is talk. I know! I don’t get it either.

Signup Freebie: Bupkis
Birthday Freebie: $5 off two adult entrees.

Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!

Free SmartBones Dog Chew

EDIT: Aww, looks like this is dead now.

If you’ve got a dog running amuck and chewing your house apart, then you might want to sign up for a free SmartBones dog chew on Facebook. This could also work for rambunctious children and boyfriends.

I’d also like to point out that if you don’t smile at the confirmation image, you have no soul.

Free $5 Amazon Video on Demand Credit

As the follower count to HIF’s Twitter feed shows, most of you have a Twitter page. If you don’t mind making one tweet about Amazon, you can get $5 in Amazon Video on Demand credit for free. Just go to their page and click on the yellow button. That will take you to Twitter, follow the instructions, and the $5 will be credited to your account. You’ve got until tomorrow, June 19, to snag this offer.