EDIT: This is no longer available.
I feel like there are some redundant words in the title of these free Huggies Snug & Dry diapers from Target. Shouldn’t all diapers be snug and dry by default? Who’s out there buying loose and soaking diapers?
It’s taken me seven months to finally nail down what the IHOP birthday freebie is. Turns out it’s a Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity breakfast. In English, that means two eggs, two bacon strips, two sausage links, and two pancakes with some fruit smeared on top. In other words, Heaven.
Signup Freebie: Free Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity breakfast.
Birthday Freebie: Free Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity breakfast.
Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!
There are over 40,000 coupons for free Ruby Tuesday burgers left. In order to get one, you have to connect your Facebook account to the page and then fill out your info. The coupon should arrive via e-mail, but while you’re waiting you can follow my old directions on how to remove a Facebook app from your account. Or, if you’re like me, you can imagine how long it’d take you to eat all 40,000 burgers. I’m going with 14 days.
[thanks Uhura for posting this on HIF's Facebook page!]
I’m heading out to eat tonight, so I hope my free Shout Wipes arrives within the next 4-6 minutes instead of weeks. I don’t know, that’ll be cutting it awfully close. There’s no guarantee I won’t find a way to spill something on my shirt before I even get to the restaurant. To be safe, I better wrap myself from head to toe in Saran wrap.
Yep, that’s right, two Garnier freebies in a row! What are the odds? Oh, I hope you didn’t expect me to actually tell you the odds. I’m horrible at math. Let’s just get our free Garnier Anti-Dandruff shampoo and forget I even brought it up.
[thanks Melanie!]
EDIT: Hiffed 
Garnier blew up the Freebie World1 in May and then took two months off to, I don’t know, restock. With what, you ask? Well, how about some free Garnier Moisture Rescue? From the looks of it, they recently learned how to squash grapes for a purpose other than getting drunk, which I have to say is a waste. If Garnier really wanted to impress me, they’d invent a product centered around squashed green beans, zucchini, and squash. That way I wouldn’t have to keep inventing new ways to feed those to the dogs.
EDIT: This is no longer available.
This free Nivea Touch of Cashmere Cream Oil body wash got me thinking. Where do companies get all these photos of girls showering? Shouldn’t somebody be investigating this? I think I’d flip out if I noticed a giant camera lens pointed at me while I was lathering up.
There was a Marble Slab freebie on Monday, so I figured I’d post the Marble Slab Creamery birthday freebie today. It’s that kind of symmetry that I’m not known whatsoever for.
Signup Freebie: BOGO Tasty Creation ice cream combination coupon.
Birthday Freebie: Free regular ice cream cone.
Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!
Okay, the freebies are a bit slow this week, so I’m banking on the in-store freebies like this free Sleep Number pillow. All you have to do is take the coupon into a nearby Sleep Number store and “find your sleep number.” That sounds an awfully lot like “listen to a stupid sales pitch,” so I plan on pretending as if I already know my sleep number. It’s 12. Yep, 12 sounds great.
[thanks Gimmie Freebies!]
Yes! Yes, yes, YES! We can all AMAZINGLY get five free mother effin’ Disney Movie Rewards points via code S9YT43WX7A. WOOOO! Open the nearest six pack and get ready to PARTY!!!!!!
Okay. I tried. There’s no way to really amp this freebie up. It is what it is and now I’m simply exhausted from all that wasted enthusiasm.
[thanks Melanie!]
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