Freebies and free stuff

Who knows which product they’ll send for our free Sadick Dermatology sample. Well, they know. I guess that’s who. It’s nice when I answer my own questions.

Hey, this Marie Callender’s birthday freebie is a two-in-one! I would have been happy with just a free slice of pie. Then again, I’m always happy when pie is involved. If you ever have to tell me bad news, hand me a giant slice of warm pecan pie first and I promise things will go smoothly.

Signup Freebie: Nothing.
Birthday Freebie: $5 coupon and a free slice of pie.

Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!

Today, from 3-6pm, it’s Red Head Appreciation Day at Marble Slab Ice Cream. Don’t ask. All I know is that natural red heads as well as anybody with a wig can get a free scoop of red velvet ice cream during those three hours. I wonder how strict the participating locations will be regarding the wig policy. Is a clump of red string considered a wig? If it was up to me (and it darn well should be!), I’d say heck yes.

I posted this free human genome poster back in 2005, but I can’t for the life of me remember if it actually came or not. Expecting me to remember this is like expecting me to remember something from 2005. It just ain’t happenin’.

It’s from a .gov site though, so fingers crossed! Plus there are a smattering of posts on the net within the past years from people who got this, so I think it’s still active.

[thanks Jenn!]

It’s July 11, or 7-11, which means you can stop in today for a free 7-Eleven slurpee at your nearby convenience store. They only give out 7.11 oz freebies though, so I wouldn’t make a special trip. Unless … that’s not a lot, right? I can never correctly gauge something by its measurements. It’s Reason #423 why I can’t follow a recipe.

Yeah, I know I kinda vanished late last week. I was sick. It sucked.

[thanks to everyone who sent this in!]

I’ve never had the Taco John’s birthday freebie before, but if they’re as delicious as they are hard to spell, I’m excited.

Signup Freebie: Free cini-sopapilla bites.
Birthday Freebie: Free cini-sopapilla bites.

Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!

You can print a coupon for a free P.F. Chang’s lettuce wrap after you like them on Facebook. I like how there’s an ancient statue overlooking the lettuce wrap. It’s like he’s guarding the freebie for you. Or maybe he’s a creeper who wants to watch you eat. Yeah … someone should put a towel over his face or something. He’s kind of bugging me out now.

[thanks to everyone who sent this in!]

I marked this free Arby’s value meal item as a deal because you have to make a purchase to get it. Any purchase. So what’s the cheapest thing on their menu? A small coke? Sure, let’s say that.

I know the freebies have been kind of lame this week. It usually happens after weeks where lots of awesome freebies are given out, like last week. I promise things will pick up soon.

You’ve probably heard by now that Friday, July 8 is Cow Appreciation Day. What does that mean? Dress up like a cow and get a free Chick-fil-A meal. Note you have to be dressed from head to toe for the free meal. If you only wear a mask or cow t-shirt, you’ll just get a free entree.

There’s a picture somewhere out there of me in a homemade cow costume from a few years back. Let’s all agree to let it remain lost.

[thanks to everyone who sent this in!]

Go like them on Facebook and get some free Quaker Oatmeal squares cereal.

While you’re there, how about liking Hey, It’s Free!? And yes, I feel slightly dirty every time I pimp out another extension of HIF. But it has to be done! At least I think it does. It’s been five years since I started this site and I still don’t know what I’m doing.