Freebies and free stuff

EDIT: This is no longer available.

There will be 100,000 samples of free Pantene Keratin Creme given away on Friday, August 26, but I wanted this in today’s newsletter just in case the offer goes live in the morning. So mark your calendars or, I don’t know, put a sticky note on your computer. Or you know what, I’ll update HIF’s Twitter and Facebook accounts once the offer shows up tomorrow. You are a fan of HIF on Facebook, right? RIGHT?

I think this code for 25 free Disney Movie Rewards points is the shortest one I’ve ever seen Disney release. It’s D23 and … yeah. I can’t really make fun of that one.

[thanks Andrew!]

Cool, I didn’t miss this free Crest Complete toothpaste offer from Walmart that every other freebie site posted yesterday. Well, there’s always the chance that it just so happens to die while I dilly dally coming up with a joke, but that’s a risk I always take. Yep, that’s me, Professional Risk Taker! As long as I can do it from the comfort of my ergonomic chair and burning aroma candles.

Did you know tonight is America’s Movie Night? Yeah, same here. I just thought it was Try To Stay Awake Long Enough To Watch Louie Before Passing Out Night. Well, Redbox wants to reward us all with one free movie rental today & tonight only. In order to get your code, go to their Facebook page and click on the America’s Movie Night tab.

EDIT: They only have coupons for $5 off now.

I swear the people who come up for the names of products like this free Olay Professional Pro-X are five year olds. Specifically, five year old boys who are trying to sound tough as they play cops and robbers. I’m almost certain I once named my toy ray gun a Professional Pro-X that could zap anything within 100 miles. I probably should have stopped playing with it by the time I reached high school. At that point the only thing it warded off was girls.

Geez, the signup form for a free Escada fragrance sample is bugged out. If you live in the US, as like 99.9% of you do, don’t pick the TajSunset sample. Otherwise it’ll reset the form and you can’t pick US as your home country.

EDIT #2: This is no longer available.

EDIT: As of Thursday afternoon, this offer is still available. Also, if you got an error message while signing up, make sure you contact Outback and tell them about it.

At 9pm EST tonight (Aug. 24), there will be 1 million free Outback Steakhouse steak and potato dinners given away online. Note the online part. Don’t go to your local Outback tonight and expect a free dinner or else things might get a little dicey.

If you want a reminder, text OUTBACK to 27438 and they’ll text you before the giveaway starts.

[thanks Margaret!]

I almost made a corny “this free Downy Unstoppables sure is, because the offer keeps coming back!” but then I stopped myself. You’re welcome.

Is there not a spanish word for chips? Chili’s birthday freebie is a brownie sundae, which is awesome, but their signup freebie got me wondering why we’ve been using Spanglish for so long. People can handle cheese=queso, so I think we’re all big enough to learn what chips equal. Unless chips=chips. What? It’s not like I was paying attention in any of the spanish classes I took.

Remember, do not print out the picture above. You have to sign up on Chili’s website via the blue link above in order to get your two coupons.

Signup Freebie: Free chips and queso.
Birthday Freebie: Free brownie sundae.

Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!

This free John Frieda Full Repair is one of those freebies that I have no idea if it’ll actually come. There’s not much information available on it, but the page is legit and it mentions a freebie at the bottom, so I went ahead and signed up. Tell ya what, if you don’t think this will come, I’ll guarantee you’ll be surprised in six to eight weeks. Either the freebie will show up in your mailbox or I’ll personally jump out of a dark doorway and scream at you.