Freebies and free stuff

EDIT: They’ve run out of stock.

When something is naturally small, I always wonder what they deem a “sample” is. Take this free 5-Hour Energy sample offer. Because its only a sample, do I only get an hour of energy? I’m confused and need a nap…

When I first moved out west, I was surprised to find Nuun drinks. I thought that Via was revolutionary, but man, an Alka Seltzer style tablet for a drink? Sign me up!

So I’m excited to get this free PepPod sample. So I can walk around singing “Plop plop, fizz fizz” whenever I drink water…

Thanks Adrianna on our Facebook page!

The Einstein Bros birthday freebie made me realize that I wish I knew the Einstein brothers. I don’t know why, but they seem cool. I think it’s their logo. I’d get along well with anybody who holds bagels up to their face like monocles.

Signup Freebie: Free bagel & shmear when you buy any drink.
Birthday Freebie: Free breakfast sandwich when you buy any drink.

Judging from the emails I’m still getting, I have to remind people: don’t print out the picture above. Go to their website, sign up, and they’ll email you your very own coupon. Also, we have a full list of birthday freebies!

EDIT: And they’re out of freebies now.

When I first saw this free Crypton Home Travel Bag and samples offer, I thought I should call Clark Kent up and warn him…

Anyone have his number?

I have no idea how to correctly pronounce the Gordon Biersch birthday freebie. Is it Gord-on? Go-rdon? It’s so confusing.

Signup Freebie: Free signature appetizer with the purchase of any entree.
Birthday Freebie: Free BOGO coupon for an entree.

Remember to check out our full list of birthday freebies! Hiffer Kez recently wrote on our Facebook wall that she got 10 birthday freebies recently. Can anybody beat that?!

Its getting close to Christmas cookie time. Yup. Even in September. That’s what happens when you work in retail: Christmas becomes a season that starts Week 2 of October.

So I guess its only fair that I get this free Land O’Lakes Holiday Recipe brochure in advance. Maybe I can finally find a recipe for Paula Deen’s Butter Fried Butter?

And even better? I can just download the brochure there now and NOT have to wait for the mail, if I so choose!

Maybe I’ve watched one too many zombie movies or maybe its just me waiting for the new season of The Walking Dead, but this freebie for free flu posters from the CDC has me a little creeped out. Who knows what disease might come with the poster…

Not only will kids be building a fire engine at tomorrow’s free Lowe’s Build & Grow Clinic, but it will have a working siren! I don’t see how on Earth this could possibly come back to haunt a few parents out there.

As usual, space is limited, so you need to register on-line beforehand!

EDIT: They’ve run out of toothpaste.

Look for a box on the right side of this page for some free Tom’s of Maine Silly Strawberry toothpaste. How silly is it? If you listen closely, you’ll be able to hear it giggling at 3am after staying up too late and getting punchy.

Also, while on the signup page, look at the kid up top. It looks like somebody squirted toothpaste in her eyes.

When this free PreSk8 Energy Shot comes, I have a feeling it’ll keep the folks at work far far away. I mean, if I get anywhere near the office coffee machine, my coworkers start getting jitters and shakes. Its not my fault that caffeine makes me super awesome now, is it?