Freebies and free stuff

EDIT: A Hewlett-Packard representative contacted me to say that this offer was only intended for “a small group of people.” As such, this offer is now expired.

Just like how Walgreens offers their free photo collages, I think Wal*Mart got a little jealous. So when you choose delivery as in-store and you present this free poster coupon? You’re good to go.

Sadly, I won’t use it at my local Wal*Mart. I went in there once, and promptly left after seeing one too many people of Wal*Mart types there. And to think, I used to work for that company! I guess that explains a lot about my messed up humor…

So when I saw this free Backcountry.com goat sticker, is it sad that my first thought was that I don’t have a goat to stick it on?

EDIT: And this one’s dead and gone…

A house doesn’t feel like a home unless there’s something on the walls. Maybe that’s why my office at work feels so empty: too little on the walls other than my many TPS reports.

So something like this free poster from the Asian Art Museum might liven it up. As if I didn’t have enough reasons to stay in my office all day at work…

What’s wrong with me? I used to be so on top of things that I would have been able to tell you that Taylor Swift had a new fragrance coming out, and that I could like her on Facebook and get a sample for free. Now? The last new celebrity fragrance that I heard of was when I was chilling with Beber at his launch.

So what if it was a cardboard cutout, pictures don’t lie! He was there!

Tonight while watching TV, I happened to notice this free coupon for a 2oz sample of Benjamin Moore Paint at your local Benjamin Moore dealer. Then, I got to wondering what I could do with 2 oz of paint. My short list included black paint to give my cat real tiger stripes, yellow paint to outline my body on the concrete outside my office window 3 floors down at work, white paint to change myself to a better parking space in my complex, or red paint to create a target on the wall to throw darts at while at work.

I’m leaning towards some yellow paint to confuse tourists…

(P.S. For some reason, this page didn’t work in Firefox for me, so just a heads up…)

EDIT: Whoops, link fixed now…

I have to admit that I’ve never been much of a Nirvana fan. Why, I only listened to Nevermind in full for the first time ever about 2 weeks ago. But, when you’ve been to Seattle, well, its required listening. Sort of like U2 and Ireland.

So when I saw this free Newermind tribute album from SPIN for the 20th anniversary of the classic grunge album? Well, I couldn’t pass up free. I mean, anything to take the place of the Chameleon Circuit that I’ve been jamming out to recently…

As you can see below, Bruster’s birthday freebie involves a BOGO offer for “a waffle cone.” Every time I see that phrase on a menu, I have to remind myself that it comes with ice cream inside. But for at least 10 seconds, I’m left standing there pondering who would want just an empty waffle cone.

Signup Freebie: Nothing.
Birthday Freebie: Free BOGO coupon for a waffle cone.

It feels silly that I have to keep saying this, but remember to sign up at the restaurant’s website to get your coupon. The image above is not the coupon you need to print. And as always, we have a full list of birthday freebies!

If you plan on seeing a movie today or on the next three Fridays (Sept. 16, 23, 30, and Oct. 7) and your theater is part of the AMC chain, then like them on Facebook to get a coupon for a free 20 oz. Icee. I’m in a bad mood now. Icee reminds me of coldness and that reminds me that winter is coming. I always enjoy winter for a week and then spend the next three month bundled in ten layers and screaming at my dogs to quit hogging the space heater.

I initially wrote “clogging the space heater.” Talk about a typo giving a completely different meaning.

The free SunWarrior Blend on Facebook sounds a lot more metal than a raw, vegan snack.

I don’t know what exactly this Glory Days Grill birthday freebie is, but I know I want it. Anything with Oreos in them has to be delicious. You could give me an Oreo Punch In The Face and I’m sure I’d ask for seconds.

Remember, you have to sign up at their website in order to get this freebie. Don’t print out the picture above and think it’s a coupon.

Signup Freebie: Free order of wings.
Birthday Freebie: Free Oreo sliders.

Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!