Freebies and free stuff

This free Dove Ultimate Go Fresh Revive deodorant has it all. It promises to be the Ultimate at making us not only Go but to Revive us. Great news for all my smelly, lethargic cadaverous readers out there.

You’ll need to be a Costco member with a 12 digit membership ID. Any 12 digits.

[thanks to everyone who sent this in!]

First Icy Hot and now free Twinings of London tea? It’s almost as if the Freebie Gods know I’m sick. I wonder if they also know I need a joke for this post.

*taps fingers, looks up at the sky*

Nope. Nothing.

[thanks to Calie for posting this on our Facebook page!]

I don’t know if I’ll be able to use my coupon for a free cheese quesadilla at Denny’s. I say that because the only times I end up at Denny’s is at 4am after a long night out. I don’t know about the rest of you, but those aren’t exactly moments when I’m remembering the coupon in my wallet.

Here’s a little tip: when your immune system is shot, it’s apparently not a great idea to spend three days straight around sick people. I’m looking at you, little brother! This flu is all your fault!

Sorry. Where was I? Oh, yeah, here is some free Icy Hot Naturals pain relief cream from Walmart. I could use it now, but I better not still need it when it arrives in four weeks.

There are four free Playtex Sport samples you can choose from right now. I think this freebie is the best example of something I can’t use and will end up giving away. I’m not a girl, I was always picked last in PE class, and I’m not a feature-less shadow. I’ve got a nose and everything!

[thanks Angie!]

Here’s a printable coupon for a free Waffle House waffle. I’ve now typed waffle five times in 30 seconds. Waffle. Waffle waffle.

Great, you broke me.

Christie Brinkley is set to release a new line of skin care samples sometime this summer. In other words, she better get at it. It’s after Labor Day already. I don’t know what she’s waiting for. Maybe she just wants to send out a bunch of free samples first. If that’s the case, then I approve of her extreme procrastination.

This free Shout color catcher looks like a new form. Plus it accepted my info without saying I’d already requested a sample, so that’s good enough for me to publish this. I have a pretty low bar when it comes to quality control. I’m the Creed Bratton of freebies.

I hope everyone had a great Labor Day weekend. I sure did. I spent all my time either floating on a lake, floating on a boat, or feeling as if I was still floating on the lake. I still feel a little wobbly. As much as I hate to admit it, I don’t think I would have made a very good pirate.

I’m still working on getting the site all cleaned up after my absence, but in the mean time here are 10 free Pampers Gifts to Grow points via code FAC911PTXD36Y6J. If you’re already a member of Pamper’s site, then use this link to head straight to the log-in page. Otherwise, use the first link to sign up!

I’m ditching out a little early today, so I’ve queued up a few freebies that I know will still be availalbe to publish today. So here a free Kashi TLC granola bar that I published a month ago but that is also still alive. Enjoy!