Freebies and free stuff

So mark your calendars and set your alarms for 1 PM EST on this Tuesday, November 1st. Why? Because Fed Ex is giving away 30,000 $25 American Express Gift Cards on their Facebook page starting then.

Are all of your watches synchronized? Good! Let’s grab a pizza and meet back here in about 8 hours. I left my wallet at home, though, so who’s buying this time?

EDIT: Looks like this one’s dead and gone…

As if it wasn’t enough that I have tea up to my ears around my apartment, there’s now all of these different free Bio3 Health samples. Between the tea and the fiber? Phew, I don’t know what to do with myself!

Going along with all of our other member’s only club samples, Sam’s Club has these free Huggies Goodnites samples. I guess that means I need another all new fake membership number…

Here’s how you can get 30 free Stouffer’s Dinner Club points: First enter DCREWARDS1011 for 20 points, then take the October Survey for 8 bonus points, and finally the Dinner Poll for 2 points. I’m already up to 390 points (all for free) and the prizes start at 500.

Now it’s time to find an actual dinner club so I don’t have to eat alone every night.

*Decides to finally make a hot meal. Throws a Twix bar in the microwave.*

For some reason, the fact that we get a free kid’s cone as our Maggie Moo’s birthday freebie makes me laugh. Probably because I’m still a kid. Well played, Maggi Moo’s.

Signup Freebie: Free cone or cup with the purchase of any cone or cup.
Birthday Freebie: Free ice cream cone.

Remember not to print out the image above as that’s my (old) coupon. Besides, it’s not like your name is Ryan, now is it? Unless it is, in which case, stop screwing up my lesson!

Sam’s Club is offering free Kleenex Cool Touch and something something game 7 is on! As a Mariners fan, I’m sure I’ll be able to put these tissues to good use next year.

Remember to use a 9-digit membership ID. I start mine with a 9 and it works.

I’m lucky I don’t live close to a store where I can redeem my Which Wich birthday freebie, because I would be banned and possibly beaten within minutes. There’s just no way around the fact that I would launch into a custom Who’s on First routine with which, wich, wiches, and witch.

Signup Freebie: Free regular Wich with the purchase of a large fountain beverage.
Birthday Freebie: Free regular Wich (AKA sandwich).

Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food. And Double Remember that you’re supposed to sign up for your own coupon instead of printing the image above!

EDIT: This offer is now dead.

DailySteals is offering a free stainless steel money clip to anybody who likes them on Facebook today. Thank goodness this freebie will be alive for another 10 hours instead of dying immediately after I hit the Publish button. It’s nice peace of mind while I shake this hangover and figure out why this keyboard is so freaking loud. (Thanks for all the kind words yesterday as well!)

If you signed up for the Colgate mini-brushes the other week, then you shouldn’t even have to go through the Facebook part. Just log into your DailySteals account, confirm your address, then try to find a $20 bill to cover up the stack of ones you have.

[thanks to everyone who sent this in!]

I love these free $2 Amazon MP3 credit offers because they never care how many times you participate. Most sites would only let you participate once – ever – but I’ve gotten at least $20 in credit over the years. It’s how I’ve built my entire Devo collection.

In order to get the credit, connect your Amazon and Twitter accounts. This will then automatically follow @amazonmp3 and @amazondeals and tweet out a message from your account. But, you know, there’s always that delete button you could press. Finally, you have to follow @heyitsfree for the credit to, uh, be credited to your … ah … credit account bank thingy.

Okay, I made one of those steps up.

Looks like Waffle House now has another coupon for a free waffle at Waffle House. Whenever I hear the word “Waffle,” though, I think of one of my associates at work. Yup. I have an associate named Waffle. And her friend is named Chicken!