Since getting home from work, I feel sort of like a wild animal grazing most nights. I think its the whole early to bed deal with the long retail days. Why, in this post alone? I’ve gotten up for food.
I’ll admit that I don’t think much about food safety, though. I mean, how safe is food in my presence? I’ll be devouring it soon enough, right? So hopefully this free food safety magnet will teach me something…
Did you know this free BeingGirl survival kit comes with a shotgun and bear mace? Probably not since I made that up, but how awesome would it be?
Instead, this actually contains:
If you’ve ever requested this in the past, it’ll deny your submission. Is there any way around this? Probably, but I’m not really sure how. Maybe use a different last name?
I don’t see how birthday cakes could every be out, but the Logan’s Roadhouse birthday freebie wants to make the case they are. Normally I’d ignore such blasphemy, but their Nutter Butter Fudgeslide not only sounds spectacular but comes in a bucket. If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that food in a bucket never disappoints.
Signup Freebie: $5 off any $20 food purchase.
Birthday Freebie: Free Nutter Butter Fudgeslide with any entree purchase.
Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!
EDIT: The signup form is still working, but they’re sending out emails saying the offer is dead. That’s just dirty.
American Family is offering another freebie this week – a free Good Housekeeping magazine subscription. After you submit your info on the first page, you’ll want to close the window/tab. The “free offers” that pop up on the 2nd+ pages are pointless and not necessary. Kinda like my degree in History. Or pants.
Seriously, don’t even bother skipping through the offers. Just submit your info, let the next page load, and then bounce out.
Coupons.com is offering not only a $2 Revlon coupon, but a free Revlon Age Defying with DNA Advantage Cream Makeup SPF 20 sample. You’ll probably have to use IE or Safari to click this link as it didn’t work for me in Chrome. Why? I’m guessing it’s a giant plot by Google to rid the world of unnecessarily long product names.
[thanks Freebies 4 Mom!]
Apologies to Hiffers in Alaska and Hawaii. You don’t qualify for the free Find Your Bliss essential body oil offer, but on the flip side, you’ve got nice weather and sandy beaches. Wait, that’s just Hawaii. Alaska has … snow and polar bears? Yesh, sorry guys.
Once you submit your info, you’ll see a message saying “Thanks Ryan, we got it!” Or, you know, whatever your name is. You can go ahead and stop right there. Ignore the link that asks if you “want more samples” as that’s a BS offer.
EDIT: Well bummer, this is dead.
This free Energy-X gum and lip balm is a Facebook offer, but you don’t have to Like them in order to sign up. However you do have to join and confirm their newsletter. But here’s the thing: everybody uses a freebie e-mail address, right? You should. That’s Rule #1 for freebies.
Also, does anybody else always get the lip balm with SPF because they like lying to themselves about how often they actually go outside? No, just me? Okay.
Okay, what the heck is with all these Mongolian grills? Case in point: the HuHot Mongolian Grill birthday freebie. Why is Mongolia the place we associate with grills? I thought they were all about yurts, yaks, and archery. It’s not that often you hear about their knack for frying meat.
I will give them a hat tip for crediting us with “conquering” another year. Here I thought the only things I conquered last year were a Mega Deluxe ice cream sundae and the big slide at the school playground.
Signup Freebie: Free appetizer.
Birthday Freebie: Free grill meal.
So … how many times do I have to remind you about the massive birthday freebies list?
I don’t care if I’m supposedly “grown up.” So what if these free Yummi Bear vitamins are only for kids (just use the code KKFREESAMPLE)? I mean, as far as I’m concerned, I’m only as old as my shoe size!
Now you’ll excuse me, I need to make a sonic screwdriver for my Halloween costume. That, or I might just stick with Moss… I’m so torn between two characters of awesomeness, and my fez is making it hard!
EDIT: I think this is now dead.
Something about this free Z.Bigatti skincare sample makes me want a big bowl of pasta. Maybe its because their name reminds me of Biaggi’s back in Illinois.
Now if only I could just have that bowl of pasta shipped to me. Or find a freebie that would send me a small serving of spaghetti in the mail…
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