This free 2012 Noisy Planet calendar is kind of small, but it might fit nicely in a locker, cubical, or … jail cell? Hey, with almost a hundred thousand Hiffers out there, the math alone says a few of y’all have to be evil. Not that I’m judging or anything. I once stole a pack of gum as a kid and have yet to be caught, so I know what it’s like to be on the lam.


