Freebies and free stuff

Every time I post a Freebies Received entry, people comment asking where I get all my magazines. The first is at Recycle Bank, which is why I post those free codes from time to time. The other is from RewardsGold. In fact, they have five free magazine subscriptions currently available.

• Free two year Bloomberg Businessweek magazine subscription
• Free one year Maxim magazine subscription
• Free one year Forbes magazine subscription
• Free one year Playboy magazine subscription
• Free 26 week Barron’s magazine subscription

So there ya go. Financial / business advice and scantily clad models. Just make sure you don’t confuse the two. I’d hate for you to invest your life savings in lingerie and Adobe Photoshop stock.

EDIT: I told you this would go fast!

The free Tom’s of Maine Silly Strawberry toothpaste offer is back and it still requires you to copy & paste the link below in order to for it to work. Why? Because they want to inconvenience people for 1.5 seconds.

http://www.startsampling.com/sm/tomsstrawberry102021/captureAddress.iphtml?item=102021&source=ba-walmart

Mark my words, this will die fast. No, don’t mark them with an F. I think I deserve at least a B-.

As you may have noticed from the recent Freebies Received posts, I stopped getting free Wall Street Journal newspapers a few months back. Well luckily my local recycling station will soon be getting plenty more because the free 26 week Wall Street Journal subscription offer has returned.

You have to take a two page survey on business lunches and wallets. I don’t even go on business lunches, unless you could sitting in the booth of a burger joint while surfing HIF on my laptop. If so, then I’m a regular Rockefeller.

[thanks to Zach for sending this in!]

You can request more free DenTek Comfort Clean floss picks even if you did so back in August. They come relatively fast for freebies too! None of that 6-8 weeks bologna. It should arrive in just a week or two. Don’t worry, I’m sure that apple skin will still be lodged in your molars then.

The first 30,000 people to sign up on Facebook will receive free Oregon Chai tea. They’ll also be entered into a contest to win $10,000 and a tea bag the size of the Eiffel Tower. I’m not sure which one I’d rather have.

Here’s a coupon for a free Waffle House coffee with no purchase necessary. Although if you can walk into a Waffle House and not order hash browns, you’re a stronger person than I.

Maybe this will come handy on Black Friday? That’s assuming you’re actually going out then. I plan on being deep in a turkey coma next Friday morning.

This Boston’s the Gourmet Pizza birthday freebie is a perfect time to remind people that they’re not supposed to print the image above. That’s not a coupon, it’s just a screen grab of the email I received earlier this year to prove this freebie exists. In order to get your free dessert (or any other birthday freebie for that matter), click the blue link and join the restaurant’s e-club. They’ll then send you a coupon close to your birthday.

Signup Freebie: Free appetizer.
Birthday Freebie: Free dessert.

EDIT: Booo, they’re out.

The free U by Kotex sample pack is back, having just escaped from Dullsville. I hate that place. The tampons there are so bland and boring, unlike the ones in Excite Town.

This freebie includes the following samples:

• 2 U by Kotex Click Tampons
• 1 U by Kotex CleanWear Pad
• Money Saving Coupon

Sweet. I love money saving coupons. They’re way better than those money costing coupons.

I never thought much of traveling to Canada. Not until I moved to Washington, that is. Now? Its like when I was in Florida and people talked about going to Puerto Rico – minus the fact you can’t just drive there quickly in a few hours.

So even though I’m closer to Vancouver than Ontario, maybe I’ll get some use out of this free 2012 Ontario travel calendar after-all. Of course, I’d need some vacation time for that first…

Edit: Hiffed

I think that if I had a pair of these free Revlon sunglasses from Sears Optical, I could pretend that my exercise bike in our living room is Cartman’s three-wheeler and I could tell the world to respect my authority…