Freebies and free stuff

So in honor of Veteran’s Day Weekend, there’s now some free entry to many national parks this weekend, November 11-13. I’d find one to go to out here if it wasn’t so cold outside and I didn’t just want to curl up with a cup of hot cocoa and watch some Beavis and Butthead on my days off. Yup, that’s what retail makes me feel like…

You know what they say. Nothing is certain other than death, taxes, and 5 free Disney Movie Rewards points every other week. “They” being old friends you don’t hang out with anymore because they say weird stuff like that all the time.

Oh yeah, the code is JFYE759YKGH.

EDIT: This appears to be a scattered regional offer. Sorry for the confusion folks.

So this afternoon as I was driving around town, I heard a radio commercial for a free small coffee at your local participating McDonalds through November 13th. With two different McDonalds within walking distance from my work? Me thinks that my coworkers should get very frightened of caffinated Adam very shortly…

I never got into Phish. Sure, I like gefilte fish, which takes a lot to like sometimes, but I just never really did Phish. If I feel like taking the time, though, I should probably just listen to this free live Phish show at least once, though. Just for the Radiohead cover.

Once again, Costco has another free Kirkland supreme diaper sample. I was beginning to think if I was supposed to keep that last one for as long as I had… I mean, two years. Wow.

I’d better put on my bomber jacket that matches Goob’s as I type in my fake membership number…

I love offers like this Taco Cabana birthday freebie because it lets me mispronounce everything on purpose. “Yeah, I’ll have the fla-ooou-ta … play-tea? Is that you say that?” The following incomprehensible stare from the server as they try to figure out if I’m serious or not is delicious.

Signup Freebie: Free fajita taco (chicken or steak)
Birthday Freebie: Free flauta plate, which includes 3 chicken flautas with rice, beans, pico de gallo, sour cream, guacamole and 2 fresh flour tortillas.

We’re getting down to the chains that are only available in certain states. However we’ve covered tons of national places on our birthday freebie list!

I’m way too busy to watch the video promoting a free Nature’s Path granola bar (hey, these Twitter updates aren’t gonna read themselves). However judging from the thumbnail, there are two dudes dressed in giant granola costumes alongside Ellen DeGeneres. It’s as if my dreams are starting to come true.

Vote on a flavor, then click the link to be taken to the signup page.

My wife swears that she can taste the difference between different types of water. So now, with two different water test kits, I might just have to try her. I can first try using this free Diamond Crystal salt water test kit to see if she can tell the difference between tap and filtered tap. Then afterwards, I think I’ll use this free Morton Salt water test kit to see if she can tell the difference between Aquafina and Dasani. I’m sure that they’ll probably read so close to the same on both kits that it won’t even be funny.

It won’t make a difference eitherway. After 4 different water taste tests, I’m sure that I’ll be sleeping on the couch with the fat cat for the rest of the week…

It looks like Subway is giving me the same cue I felt when I finished watching Muppets Take Manhattan tonight and pigging out for dinner. Yup. Time to work out. And what better way to work out than to this new free Subway workout mix.

If I had been more awake and not as tired, I would have recognized Dr. Crusher in the movie. I mean, wow, talk about a random actress in that role!

EDIT: Whoops. That one took so long for me to print that I missed that the coupon itself is a buy one, get one free, whereas the page just talks about one free. Sorry folks.

I don’t like mint that much. I feel like all too often it ruins a good thing. I mean, sure, mojitos are nice, but I’m not a fan of mint chocolate chip ice cream. It was fine with just the chocolate chips, if you ask me!

So this free Metromint water I could do without. And I think my first sign should have been the fact that my anti-virus program assumed that the java applet from Smartsource Coupons was a trojan process! Just like this water–its a Trojan horse for mint!