Archive for December 2011


Free Personalized Call From Santa

Free Call from Santa

It seems every year Google comes out with some cool around Christmas and this year it’s a free personalize call from Santa. Simply fill out all the info and the call should go through immediately. I haven’t actually tried it out myself, but that’s only because I have the big man’s direct number. He never seems to mind about the occasional call to come post bail for me at 3am.

Free Kleenex Cool Touch Tissues

EDIT: Dead :(

The free Kleenex Cool Touch tissues offer from Sam’s Club is back and, like other recent ones, doesn’t require a membership ID. I wonder if they finally gave up requiring that info since their IT guy had no way of halting us. We’re like an unstoppable army as long as there’s a freebie in sight. What I’m getting at is can I refer to myself as Admiral Goob yet? If so, I’m currently taking applications for an XO; preferably one as rockin’ as Saul Tigh.

Free BiProUSA Whey Protein Sample Pack

Upon liking them on Facebook, you’ll receive a free BiProUSA whey protein sample pack. I don’t “work out” in the traditional sense, but this will be perfect for my custom daily routine. Lugging all those freebies from the mailbox to my room takes a lot out of me.

Free Peacock Feathers

Free Peacock Feathers

EDIT: Aaaaaaand it’s dead.

Most of my friends are astronomically more creative than myself, so these free peacock feathers from East End Acres are for them. All you have to do is create an account, click “promo,” add the feathers to your cart then check out. Also, it shouldn’t ask for a credit card number since you’ll use the free promo cash they give all new members.

Now to figure out what to do with mine. Can I finger paint or draw stick figures on them? Because that’s pretty much all the artistic ability I posses. I don’t even know what noise peacocks make or else I’d stick them in my hair and pretend to be one, much to the annoyance of everyone within earshot!

Day 16 of December Freebies

Hey! Look! I remembered to get this published in time for today’s newsletter. As a reward, I’m giving myself this free 5 point Pampers Gifts to Grow code TWITVJB16CD2011. (Here’s a direct login page if you’ve already joined.) I don’t know when it expires, but it’ll be sometime this afternoon.

Today’s free Christmas song is “Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy” by RTV Moscow Large Symphony Orchestra while the free Disney Movie Rewards code of 25DOC93HFDKQ is actually worth 15 points since it covers the next three days.

And finally text FUN (which this has ceased to be) to 727272 to get your 12 Days of Redbox code. Mine was another $.50 discount code.

Free Shipping Day

Free Shipping Day

Today is Free Shipping Day where everybody gets a free tapdancing penguin. Okay, maybe not, but I wanted to make sure you were actually reading this instead of going straight to the links. Free Shipping Day is just that – a day where over 2,500 stores offer free shipping with the guarantee that your purchase arrives before Christmas.

And remember to go through your Ebates or Big Crumbs accounts to get cash back on any purchases you make!

Black Bear Diner Birthday Freebie

Black Bear Diner Birthday Freebie

This is how I picture the Black Bear Diner birthday freebie.

Goob enters diner and sits at nearby table as the server approaches.
Server: What can I get you today?
Goob: I’ll have a water and cheeseburger. Oh, it’s my birthday too!
Server: *eyes narrow* …is that so?
The server snaps his fingers three times then walks away briskly.
Goob: Uh…
The entire diner empties in a panic as Goob remains seated, dumbfounded.
Goob: So, am I gonna get my food?
The front door explodes into a shower of glass as a black bear enters.
Bear: RWAAAAAAAR!
Goob: AHHHHHHHH!

Unfortunately it’s just a silly dessert.

Signup Freebie: The bear ate it.
Birthday Freebie: Free dessert with any food purchase.

Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!

Day 15 of December Freebies

Arg, how do I keep forgetting this daily post?! I spend all morning & early afternoon thinking “geez, I wish I could find some more freebies today” and then, like clockwork, I remember this series around 4:30.

Today’s free Christmas song is “Fruitcake” by the Superions. The daily 5 point Disney Movie Rewards code is 25DOC9QFJAFP. And if you want a code for $0.50 off a Redbox rental, text FUN to 727272 as part of the 12 Days of Redbox campaign.

Beef ‘O’ Brady’s Birthday Freebie

Beef 'O' Brady's Birthday Freebie

You know I’m in one of those moods when my first reaction to this Beef ‘O’ Brady’s birthday freebie is “man, they have way too many apostrophes in their name.”

Signup Freebie: Free appetizer with the purchase of any entree.
Birthday Freebie: Free dessert with the purchase of any entree.

Remember, we have a full list of birthday freebies!

Two Free Quest Bars

I thought with working out more that I would have more suppliments and eat more. Sadly? I find myself counting calories and watching what I’m eating even more. So while I thought originally I might get much use out of these two free Quest bars? I have a feeling that I’ll just spend 15 more minutes on the treadmill to justify them…

Goob Says: This offer asks you to like them on Facebook in order to “confirm” your order. To heck with that. I didn’t do it, so I might not get them.