Freebies and free stuff

Let’s see. It’s close to Christmas, I’m about to be home with my family for a week or two, and I’m going to be doing a bit of cooking. Yep, it’s time to stock up on a little free Prilosec OTC.

EDIT: This is no longer available.

In order to get this free Stella Artois chalice, first you need to promise never to call it a glass. Because apparently it’s not a glass, despite being made out of glass and looking like a glass.

But fine, whatever, I just want another container for my beer. If you do as well, call 1-800-692-4254 and follow the prompts until you’re transfered to a representative. It took me a few tries to get through, but it’s pretty easy to keep trying.

Oh, the offer is void in TX. *shrugs*

Oh, gee, I wonder where they drew inspiration for the name of this free Hey, It’s Christmas! music album.¹ It couldn’t have been from the coolest freebie site around, hmmm? Luckily I’m in the holiday spirit and will only demand $50 bajillion dollars in my lawsuit. No…no, make it $40 bajillion.

You can either stream the music online or have them email you a download link.

1. And yes, for the record, I just typed “Hey, It’s Free!” out of habit. [↩]

This voucher for a free Art of Shaving kit on Facebook (A) looks awesome since I now rock a beard and (B) won’t last long. Their Facebook page is getting slammed, so you might want to try this direct signup link. I can’t wait to learn what the actual art of shaving is because my beloved method of tying a razor to my dog’s tail then giving her a treat always seems to miss a spot or two.

Make sure you opt to pick one up at a nearby store because if you ask them to mail it, they’ll want $5 to cover the shipping.

This is the fourth time I’ve posted a free Schiff MegaRed krill oil offer and I still don’t know what this stuff is. I can’t wait until I’m applying for another job sometime in the next decade.

Guy in Suit: So, what did you do at your previous job?
Goob: Uh. I found links to freebies and then made corny jokes.
Suit: And…
Goob: That’s it. I didn’t know what I was doing half the time though.
Suit: …
Goob: I’ll show myself out.

Sometimes I wish the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come would hurry up and get here so I can see whether or not I get buried in a freak pile of freebies.

Please don’t make me regret posting these. The only approved topics for the comments are how much you love HIF and how awesome Hiffers are. That’s it.

There’s a free 2012 President Obama reelection bumper sticker available while the GOP is offering a free #WeCantWait NObama sticker. Get one, get both, get neither, I really don’t care. Just don’t make me have to moderate the comments for the next few hours and I’ll be thrilled.

Yeah, yeah, I didn’t post this yesterday. Oops. Today’s free Christmas song is “A Change at Christmas (Say it Isn’t So)” by Flaming Lips.

Next is the daily 5 point Disney Movie Rewards code of 25DOC7FGD6AB. I was also able to finally enter Monday’s code, but yesterday’s code isn’t working. I gave up trying to figure out this promotion long ago.

Finally there’s the 12 Days of Redbox codes. If you text FUN to 727272, you’ll get a code for $0.50 off. At least that’s what I received. Others are supposedly already getting a $1 code.

EDIT #3: (isn’t this fun…) The box has been removed and the sign up form is crashing. I’ll keep checking, but I think we Hiffed this.

EDIT #2: I found another link. Click on the yellow “Free Blade Offer” box in the lower left.

EDIT: Link has been fixed. That was weird.

Look, I know the holidays can make us all a little crazy. But please promise not to use this free Bosch oscillating blade to do anything stupid, okay?

Starting today, there will be 12 Days of Redbox codes that you can access by texting FUN to 727272. It looks like everyone is getting a code for $0.25 off today, but future codes will be worth up to $1.

I’ll start including a reminder about these in the December Freebies posts tomorrow.

So if you haven’t heard, Burger King has come out with some new formula for their french fries. And that being said, this Friday, December 16th, they’re giving away $1 portions of fries for free.

Of course, I choose the time of year with the free fries, egg nog lattes, and Christmas cookies as the time of year to go on a diet… Meh!