There’s nothing better than 5 freepoints (BKJXZHTTFNBSPGB). Well, except for whiskey and Community. But that’s it! As long as you ignore cigars and baseball. I guess naps with your dog and sunny days are up there too. And is it just me or does anyone else love how a new pair of socks feel?
Of course, sometimes the packaging won’t open so you bring teeth into the equation. But then a shred of plastic rips off the corner and you spend way too long trying to spit it out, which makes you get embarrassingly lightheaded. Wait, what were we talking about again? I think I digressed a little.