Goob

A world renowned slalom skier, fluent speaker of 14 languages, and freebie hunter. Only one of those is true, but it makes my biography look much fuller. In my spare time I enjoy launching my own space program and disproving the Coriolis effect.

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Free Travel Alarm Clock

EDIT: Looks like this is now dead.

You have to lie and pretend to be a business to get this freebie, but if you don’t mind, then take this survey to get a free travel alarm clock!

Free O2Optix Contact Lenses

I know there’s got to be some fellow contact wearers out there and if you’re anything like me, you wear your contacts more like 300 days, not just 30. So when I saw a coupon from Wal Mart for free contact lenses, I got excited. It seems like they are giving away free pairs of O2Optix Contact Lenses to people who wear contacts. I’m going to take my prescription in with me tomorrow and see if I can’t get a pair.

Free Head & Shoulders Shampoo

Wal Mart is giving away free samples of the new Head & Shoulders shampoo called Ocean Life. Trust me, there’s nothing worse than discovering you have bad dandruff and not knowing what to heal your scalp! Of course, I just tell people the flakes are sawdust since I just came out of a wood mill. I don’t think that excuse has ever worked, but it’s still fun to try. So go grab some free Head & Shoulders Ocean Lift shampoo and save yourself the hassle!

Free Head & Shoulders Shampoo

Wal Mart is giving away free samples of the new Head & Shoulders shampoo called Ocean Life. Trust me, there’s nothing worse than discovering you have bad dandruff and not knowing what to heal your scalp! Of course, I just tell people the flakes are sawdust since I just came out of a wood mill. I don’t think that excuse has ever worked, but it’s still fun to try. So go grab some free Head & Shoulders Ocean Lift shampoo and save yourself the hassle!

Free Coffee Berry Hill

Berry flavored coffee? At least, that’s what I assume this coffee tastes like from the name of it, but you know me, I’ll try anything. So go get some free coffee berry hill and enjoy it…or at least try to if it tastes funky!

And with that, I am off to bed. I got home an hour ago and haven’t slept in far more hours than I care to count. I’ll post some more freebies after I come out of the deep coma I’m about to fall into!

Free Green Hill Music CD

I’ve never heard of these guys either, but they’re giving away a free CD and I’m willing to listen to anything once. If you’re the same, then go request a free Green Hill CD and we can compare notes on whether or not they suck or not.

Four Free Coasters

If your wife is always nagging you because you’re always placing your ice cold drink on the table without a coaster, then sign up for these free four coasters and never have to listen to her nag again! Well, about the coasters at least…

Free Sunism T-Shirt

After entering in your info, all you have to do is answer question one and then skip the rest. Submit the survey and in a few weeks, you should get a free Sunism T-Shirt in the mail. We’re ignoring at the moment the fact that nobody knows just what the hell a Sunism T-Shirt is right now.

Free “Say It On” Chocolate

I’ve had some of this chocolate before and trust me, it’s good. If you don’t trust me, though, then go see for yourself and order a free sample of Say It On Chocolate and then come back to the comments and let me know what you think about it!

Free ChildPrint ID Kit

Help keep your children safer. In today’s fast-paced world, parents are taking every precaution when it comes to keeping their children safe. But it’s not always an easy task. That’s why Stonebridge Life Insurance Company is providing this convenient free ChildPrint ID Kit to you at no cost.

Sounds good to me.


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