Freebies and free stuff

I thought with working out more that I would have more suppliments and eat more. Sadly? I find myself counting calories and watching what I’m eating even more. So while I thought originally I might get much use out of these two free Quest bars? I have a feeling that I’ll just spend 15 more minutes on the treadmill to justify them…

Goob Says: This offer asks you to like them on Facebook in order to “confirm” your order. To heck with that. I didn’t do it, so I might not get them.

So if you haven’t heard, Burger King has come out with some new formula for their french fries. And that being said, this Friday, December 16th, they’re giving away $1 portions of fries for free.

Of course, I choose the time of year with the free fries, egg nog lattes, and Christmas cookies as the time of year to go on a diet… Meh!

So GNC has this free FortiFX bar coupon. I guess I’d better map out how many GNC’s are nearby and start visiting them all with different mustaches and wigs to maximize this sucker…

Sam’s Club has added to their previously available Goodnights diaper freebie. Now, if you head over to their page, there’s a link to grab a sample of some free Huggies Snug & Dry diapers. Is there really any sort of difference? I’d try them on myself, but they don’t make any in my size: extra awesome…

I haven’t been to a Shoney’s in ages. Why, it makes me think of how I told all of my coworkers out in Seattle how I would stop at every Hardee’s along the way from Illinois straight on through Washington. When I said that, they gave me all blank stares because they’ve always called it Carl’s.

Still, any way that you look at it, this free hot fudge cake slice on December 6th at your local Shoneys is a hot deal. No matter what you call it… Just don’t call me late to getting it!

So I know that Sunday is the only day left of this weekend, and it looks like Goob and I dropped the ball again. But, if you have a few moments, definitely print on out this free Be Enchanted lotion sample coupon for Bath and Body Works and grab your freebie. Matter of fact, last time that I went in there, they were so nice that they let me use the PDF on my iPod Touch, so I felt like I was being eco-conscious at the same time! Why, it was just enchanting!

You know, starting a new job at this time of year can be difficult. Thankfully, I won’t have to wait for this free psoriasis kit for the lotion sample in it because my new job? We sell a ton of body lotions.

That’s not to say that this kit doesn’t matter, because it highlights an important issue. Besides, different scents and types of lotions are just like different types of holiday cookies: they’re all festive and you can’t have just one and be happy. Now where did I leave those cute little ones with the Reese’s cups on the top… I wonder if Goob got into our office cookie jar again.

I keep finding a ton of these calendar freebies, sort of like this free CBM 2012 calendar. But you know what? I don’t recall receiving any of them. Maybe if I had one of them, I could keep track of when I signed up for all of the other ones so I’d know when to expect them.

What can I say? Its in the mail…

Goob Here: Street 2 is a required field for some reason. I just put n/a. Also, there’s no confirmation page, but you should get a confirmation email almost instantly.

Whew! Happy Thanksgiving, folks! After a long crazy weekend where I’m working over 10 days straight and I opened at midnight on Black Friday, I could certainly use this free Mercy Ships calendar to try to figure out what day it is again.

It is Sunday now, right? Geez, I have no idea anymore…

I’ve been working out again. Yup. After all of my posts saying that I’m going to do it, I actually have been. No, I don’t mean leaning over to pick up a donut box, but I figure turning on bad movies and sitting on our exercise bike is something, right?

So why would I turn off Kull the Conqueror and turn on one of these free fitness DVDs? I don’t think I could turn off anything Kevin Zorbo is in. Seriously.