Freebies and free stuff

A few weeks ago, there was an offer for this free THiNQ energy drink. Now? Looks like we can get it all over again. And just in time for Black Friday too! That midnight opening shift at work isn’t looking too bad now…

Once again, Target has a few samples for us. Yup, head over to their page for some free Dove Nourishing Oil and Woolite Detergent. So I guess I can treat my hair while I do my laundry. It’d be like slumber party! All I’d need would be Dirty Dancing and a bottle of chardonnay!

I never thought much of traveling to Canada. Not until I moved to Washington, that is. Now? Its like when I was in Florida and people talked about going to Puerto Rico – minus the fact you can’t just drive there quickly in a few hours.

So even though I’m closer to Vancouver than Ontario, maybe I’ll get some use out of this free 2012 Ontario travel calendar after-all. Of course, I’d need some vacation time for that first…

Edit: Hiffed

I think that if I had a pair of these free Revlon sunglasses from Sears Optical, I could pretend that my exercise bike in our living room is Cartman’s three-wheeler and I could tell the world to respect my authority…

EDIT: It doesn’t seem to let us select an option to pick these up in the store, however Staples have in-store kiosks. So you could go to Staples, make the card there, and then have them print out while you wait.

So if you happened to miss our post card offer for Staples and still need some sort of holiday card? Might I suggest this coupon for 20 free 5×7 Staples photo cards that expires on November 19th? If you pick it up in store, the only thing you’re out is postage for 20 family members.

Unless you ship them all C.O.D., that is. Oh come on, admit it, you know there’s that one uncle you want to try that on…

Oh free Drink Wingman sample, where were you when I really needed you? Like 3 years ago when I was so inebriated that I stiffed the pizza guy his tip after almost getting into a fight at a bar over the spot on the sofa that I was sitting, and then the guy hitting on me?

Wait, this doesn’t prevent those things but just hangovers? Drat…

Gotta love the Facebook freebies that you don’t need a Facebook account for…

Vitamins in a sugar like packet? I would have never guessed something so unique from this free Vplentish sample found on the top right of the page. Then again, noone expects the Spanish Inquisition, so why this?

EDIT: This is no longer available.

I’ve known Garnier for their hair care products. Believe me, when you have crazy curly hair like me? It’s sort of hard to NOT know companies who have hair care products. But to see this free Garnier wrinkle cream sample? Something about it just doesn’t sit right with me…

Maybe its because I shaved off my beard about 5 years ago?

As if it wasn’t enough that I dressed up as Matt Smith for Halloween–with a throw-back to Tennant’s Chucks–I now am glad that I found these free Norma Kamali 3D glasses to make my next year’s costume a little more like David Tennant.

Now, just to order that sonic screwdriver pen…

EDIT: This is no longer available.

I keep telling myself that I need to get back to the gym. I keep signing up for freebies to go to the gym. And I keep telling myself that I need to get back into supplements and logging my food, so that I can do the whole gym thing more effectively.

Maybe this free K-OTIC sample kit for workout boosters will be the freebie tipping point. Then again, maybe I should just write a series of “How to use freebies to lose weight” posts… Hmmm…